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    • MattM
      Matt
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      I’ve already started weaving the necessary web of half truths and subterfuge that will be necessary to pull all this off with my wife standing right next to me, with her dumb condescending face.

      Dark Arts.

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      • KasiK
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        You afraid of your wife  😃

        The world's insane
        While you drink champagne
        And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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        • MattM
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          14 years this year.  Fear is all that’s left.  😛

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          • mclaincauseyM
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            sploosh will the SHF be available online @Giles ? My odds of being able to make it don't look great ATM.

            Think it, be it.

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            • GilesG
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              It will, yes….....

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • henry_davidH
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                @mclaincausey:

                sploosh will the SHF be available online @Giles ? My odds of being able to make it don't look great ATM.

                For you and me both…

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                • AlexA
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                  That’s two people I’d have loved to see missing out. Fingers crossed things change for you guys

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                  • AlexA
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                    @Matt:

                    Can we all that flannel the Stupid Heavy Flannel?  SHF.

                    Sounds like a stupidly sensible idea..

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                    • MattM
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                      I’m frequently one of those things.  Seldom the other.

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                      • Tago MagoT
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                        @Matt:

                        I caution you though, her eyes will likely roll back into her ass.

                        Can we all that flannel the Stupid Heavy Flannel?  SHF.

                        I know that look :D. And I may have to follow your lead over the next few months in preparing my wife for a shirt purchase.

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                        • MattM
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                          Dude I’ve got it all laid out.  The shirt is a bday present.  The pants if they happen will be Xmas.  A GAH ring is a gift from her that I convinced her she should give me to celebrate her getting a raise next year and if a tee happens that will be my souvenir.  And I should be able to sneak a cap into the bag when she isn’t looking.

                          And if I can find someone to tat me up I’m getting an IH tat.

                          It’s like Oceans 11 around here right now.  The machine does not stop working.

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                          • steelworkerS
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                            @Kasi:

                            You afraid of your wife  😃

                            I've never met his wife and I'm afraid of her.  😶

                            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                            Well, I have others.

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                            • MattM
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                              She’s no joke.

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                              • steelworkerS
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                                wives rarely are.
                                mine wasn't.

                                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                Well, I have others.

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                                • MattM
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                                  I wouldn’t trade her for anything.  She has all our money.

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                                  • Tago MagoT
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                                    @Matt:

                                    Dude I’ve got it all laid out.  The shirt is a bday present.  The pants if they happen will be Xmas.  A GAH ring is a gift from her that I convinced her she should give me to celebrate her getting a raise next year and if a tee happens that will be my souvenir.  And I should be able to sneak a cap into the bag when she isn’t looking.

                                    And if I can find someone to tat me up I’m getting an IH tat.

                                    It’s like Oceans 11 around here right now.  The machine does not stop working.

                                    Sneaking a new pair of denim into the rotation isn't a problem really, after all it's a blue pair of trousers to most people… Shirts on the other hand are a tad more tricky. Plus, her initial response right now is "we're buying a house, we have to save everything", which applies to shirts, denim and vinyl/cds but weirdly enough not to rum or gin (not that I'm complaining, mind you). Having said that maybe I just need to up my scheming game

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                                    • endoE
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                                      you could trade gin and rum here for denim and shirts

                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • Signal11S
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                                        @Matt:

                                        I’ve already started weaving the necessary web of half truths and subterfuge that will be necessary to pull all this off with my wife standing right next to me, with her dumb condescending face.

                                        Dark Arts.

                                        So you will be bringing the family as well?

                                        Having no destination, I’m never lost.

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                                        • Tago MagoT
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                                          @endo:

                                          you could trade gin and rum here for denim and shirts

                                          I have a sneaking suspicion these exceptions to the rule exist because she lilkes gin and rum, so absence of just one bottle will be noticed

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                                          • MattM
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                                            Just my wife and I.  Her dad is flying out from MD to stay with the kids.  Needless to say, I’m very excited.

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