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    • J
      Jett129
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      @Warner Saw this and immediately thought of you. Hope you get a chuckle out of it.  . #smfpackscodeWarner

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        … 😘

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        • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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          Funniest thing I've seen in a while. I was crying 😂

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              • endoE
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                from IG instachaaz (slightly modified)

                si tacuisses

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                • LewisStonehouseL
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                  😃 😃 😃

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                  • GilesG
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                    😂😂

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      si tacuisses

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                        This guy’s pretty funny. 

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                        • LewisStonehouseL
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                          Very sad to hear of this legend passing so young

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                          • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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                            Idk why I thought about this just now

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                                si tacuisses

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                                  😃 accurate!

                                  WTB
                                  IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
                                  Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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                                    Reminds me of the Brad Paisley song where his wife says he has to choose between her and Fishing,and he says “Gonna miss her”

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                                    • goosehdG
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                                      Purina Dog Food

                                      A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart for him, a woman behind me in the check out line asked if it was for a dog (duh?).

                                      On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is you load all your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

                                      Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital last time because I'd been poisoned.

                                      I told her no; I was sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.

                                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                        … 😃

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                                          Had to read it twice, in case of reading it in ‘Mother tong’ first….cerebral cinema afterwards!

                                          Absolutely safe he has worn some IH-Gear, whilst flying  @goosehd !? ….  😃

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