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    • SeulS
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      Vest not go there…

      (What d'ya call an exclusive IH area at a graveyard?.. A V.I.P. - Vest In Peace...)

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      • neph93N
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        @Seul:

        Vest not go there…

        (What d'ya call an exclusive IH area at a graveyard?.. A V.I.P. - Vest In Peace...)

        Two for the price of one? Cheers to that…
        https://www.instagram.com/p/BZJSlGUlnT5/?igshid=1prybzuac50l6

        «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
        We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

        • Dame Vera Lynn
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        • GilesG
          Giles
          IHUK Crew
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          https://newsthump.com/2019/10/28/tv-fans-delighted-as-brexit-renewed-for-yet-another-season/?fbclid=IwAR1oco8N6Qo-nkhQK_AmaT_DQLQLPXbg_im1db32hHEuxCNmmZnH_eYqU_U

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • neph93N
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            I don’t even live in the UK anymore and I’m inclined to involuntary spinchter clenching when I hear the B-word. I can’t imagine how soul destroying it must be existing in it.

            «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
            We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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            • Stuart.TS
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              Why can't we be more like Greece, France, or any number of Central American countries? We only tend to riot when there is a JD Sports, H Samuel's, or Curry's PC World in the area worth looting. Bring back the 2010 riots… That will shock the middle classes from their apathy. Maybe. Cancel Strictly Come Dancing. That will make people take to the streets. Anton for PM.

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              • J
                Jett129
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                Joke for today/Halloween

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                • bryaneidins70B
                  bryaneidins70
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                  One of my favourites jokes of all time..

                  'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                  • Max PowerM
                    Max Power
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                    😃

                    @elclintor:

                    > I don't care what people say.. The Max Power way is the right way…

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                    • GilesG
                      Giles
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                      Brilliant…

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        https://www.net-a-porter.com/gb/en/product/1059637?gclsrc=aw.ds&cm_mmc=Google-ProductSearch-UK–c--NAP_EN_UK_PLA--NAP%C2%A0-%C2%A0UK%C2%A0-%C2%A0GS%C2%A0-+Designer+-+Class_Shoes+-+Type_Sandals%C2%A0-%C2%A0High%C2%A0-%C2%A0CSS--Sandal+-+Flat_INTL&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvu-smaqN5gIVF-DtCh0Spw__EAQYBiABEgLhWvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • BD81B
                          BD81
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                          Haha Nice! Kind of defeats the whole point of sandals doesn't it? Only 615 pounds too!

                          R.I.P. Filthy🤘

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                          • J
                            Jett129
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                            A tribute to the famous Abbott and Costello Who’s on First routine.

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                              Jett129
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                              This is really great,just stay with it.

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                              • mclaincauseyM
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                                Think it, be it.

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                                • gaseousclayG
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                                  I briefly tried dressing my son in a denim tux and he absolutely hated it.

                                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                  WTB:
                                  IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                  IHSH-19

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                                  • motojoboboM
                                    motojobobo
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                                    The journey is the objective.

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                                    • J
                                      Jett129
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                                      Came across this on YouTube,knew he was a big IH fan. Aside from that this is really funny.

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                                      • ROmanR
                                        ROman
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                                        I went to the Bank today, when I came out, it appears someone had a problem parking they're car.

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                                        • steelworkerS
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                                          great job parking, it's leaving that's gonna be an issue. ::)

                                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                          Well, I have others.

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                                          • ChrisC
                                            Chris
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                                            I bet they're from South Carolina.

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