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    • illo59I
      illo59
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      @Chris:

      What's the first rule of crossfit?

      Never shut up about crossfit.

      😃

      When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.

      -Red Forman

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      • mclaincauseyM
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        I have Frontpoint home security. Awakened in the middle of the night by an alarm indicating a glass break in the basement. Shake off the cobwebs, cancel the alarm, and go full-on John Rambo into the basement in my underwear with a gun and a tac light on its rail to clear the room. The room is empty and the glass panes are whole, and the sensor is sitting on the floor. This happened previously in my study. It takes me a while to get back to sleep in these scenarios too.

        They need to make better adhesive, we nearly shit ourselves. Again. My poor wife was huddled in bed clutching one of my pocket knives.

        Had we been gone, it would have been a costly false alarm.

        Think it, be it.

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        • Max PowerM
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          ^when I read this I'm glad I live in Europe

          @elclintor:

          > I don't care what people say.. The Max Power way is the right way…

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          • mclaincauseyM
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            @Max:

            ^when I read this I'm glad I live in Europe

            I love it here and we are in a safe area, but we are still in the city. Not much violent crime, but a bit of property crime around here, and lots of homeless folks find their way in the vicinity. As cold as it was last night, it's not implausible that one of them would seek warmth someplace.

            Our neighborhood is unmatched for amenities, but I would really like to live more remotely one of these days.

            Think it, be it.

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            • DougNgD
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              I wouldn't cancel out someone's birth certificate if they just wanted a warm place to sleep, but my worst nightmare is something that happens all over the world these days.

              Several criminals will come into your house (around 4 at a time), grab one person and hold them at knifepoint, and get another family member to go to an ATM with them and empty their bank accounts while family members are being held hostage.
              In some situations, wives and children are raped while money is being taken out.
              This is not exclusive to the US.
              These assholes capitalize on 1. how many people are in your family and 2. how much of a false sense of safety you have

              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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              • mclaincauseyM
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                @DougNg:

                I wouldn't cancel out someone's birth certificate if they just wanted a warm place to sleep, but my worst nightmare is something that happens all over the world these days.

                Oh, I didn't mean to imply that I would use lethal force in such a circumstance, I have a bleeding heart towards the less fortunate, and Denver is rife with such folks. But often they are mentally unstable and dangerous, and it could have also been a straight up criminal along the lines you described. I can stand being robbed, what I can't stand is having my wife attacked or either of us coming to bodily harm. Our dog is not big enough to be useful in home invasion situations yet, so I was making sure we were safe.

                What you described is nauseating and the human race doesn't have room for people like that.

                Think it, be it.

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                • DougNgD
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                  I have two Rotties, and people ask me once in a blue moon why I worry about defending myself when I have them. I actually come unglued when they say that.
                  I've raised these two since they were pups, all they want is to sleep and make me happy, and some coward thinks it's a good idea for me to send them down to fight with their faces because they are so spineless they can't do it for themselves?
                  Fuck off. I defend my house for my family, and that includes the dogs.

                  I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                  • mclaincauseyM
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                    @DougNg:

                    I have two Rotties, and people ask me once in a blue moon why I worry about defending myself when I have them. I actually come unglued when they say that.
                    I've raised these two since they were pups, all they want is to sleep and make me happy, and some coward thinks it's a good idea for me to send them down to fight with their faces because they are so spineless they can't do it for themselves?
                    Fuck off. I defend my house for my family, and that includes the dogs.

                    Same, but I'm not always at home, and I don't mind a big ass dog with protective instincts satisfying his genetic intent as part of the package whether I am or not. Push comes to shove, your dogs probably feel the same way about protecting your family that you do. My wife is not trained in any kind of self-defense.

                    That said, we've socialized him so much it's hard to imagine him doing so.

                    Think it, be it.

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                    • DougNgD
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                      We thought the same until they were between 1 and 2 years old (maybe a little later for Lia).
                      Something in them switched over in them at that time and they didn't want us to talk or touch another person, including each other.
                      They grew out of it but it was pretty interesting to watch the change.
                      I'm too lazy to look up the study to reference, but violent felons were interviewed when they were in prison and the three deterrents to home invasion were in this order:
                      1. Getting shot by the homeowner (specifically shot, they were largely unimpressed with knives/blunt weapons/pepper spray).
                      2. Getting eaten by your dog.
                      3. The police showing up.

                      It was a good article, I think it was from the 90s.

                      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                      • JDelageJ
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                        First world / peak French problem: my usual source for Xmas foie gras was disrupted by the Yellow Vest protest and I now need to scramble to find some alternate…

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                        • mikebarhootM
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                          i could send you some tripas.

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                          • steelworkerS
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                            It seems everyone in Pa. is armed to the teeth break-ins are rolling the dice.

                            Short barrel shotguns can be inexpensive and  hold 5-8 shells

                            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                            Well, I have others.

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                            • Clint_DC
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                              I just made the mistake of looking at my 401k after the rockiest week the market has had in a decade.  ???

                              ATX IH Hoarder

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                              • gaseousclayG
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                                @Clint_D:

                                I just made the mistake of looking at my 401k after the rockiest week the market has had in a decade.  ???

                                Same. Mine went down $5k in 2 months [emoji107]

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                WTB:
                                IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                IHSH-19

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                                • profdbrkP
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                                  A good friend of mine is a very serious practitioner of T'ai Ch'i.  This photo is of his teacher Master Lee in 1972, the ritual is called the Iron Shirt.  I have a few iron shirts now but nothing quite like this.

                                  Qui plume a, guerre a. 不完全さは美しさ,です狂気は天才です

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                                  • DionD
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                                    I don't want to rain on anyone's parade and don't like to participate in ranting on the internet but I do dislike the tendency that Merry Christmas is being degenerated into Happy Holidays.

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                                    • WlemonW
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                                      It is strange that people say Happy Holidays on Christmas, @Dion. I don't have a dog in this fight, but I do find "people's" overly cautious nature about saying Merry Christmas funny.

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                                      • ChrisC
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                                        Eh, I don't see why it's a big deal.  Hanukkah, Christmas, New Year's, Megatron's birthday- all the major holidays are in December.  It's easier to say "Happy Holidays" and cover the bases.  Though usually I just respond with, "you, too" to whatever people say to me.

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          Yep, I remember when I called you a complete twat, I got that response…. 🙂

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • ChrisC
                                            Chris
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                                            See? Easy and accurate. 😉

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