Random Rants

[Seul]

Oh: the first time she said she'd bring the dog back to her mum's… I implored her not to, just saying she had to walk it!.. So I know the dog will just go back to her mum's... If I hadn't known that, I wouldn't 've risked ratting her out... Don't want it to end up in a shelter...

[EJS]

You've done the dog a favour, definitely.

[Chris]

Shelter sounds like an improvement, honestly.

She sounds like a terrible person.

[Seul]

It's worse… She has a kid as well... He visits about 3 times a year... And same story: they only go out to pick up some (fast) food... The rest of the day is spent in her flat... Doesn't matter if he stays for a weekend or a week (during the summer he stays a week)...

Last summer she spent a week in her flat with her son, her dog, her mum, her mum's dog, her sis, and her sisters two little kids... It nearly drove me mental...

[Chris]

Does the kid piss on the patio, or is he house broken?

[Seul]

That being said: apart from the anual "Drive Your Neighbours To Suicide Week" she's the perfect neighbour… No noise, no people visiting, no parties, no loud TV, no 3am fights,... I've had far, far worse neighbours...

[Seul]

@Chris:

Does the kid piss on the patio, or is he house broken?

I think the kid pisses on the dog.

[Sage954]

Now we  know why you like beer so much.

[mclaincausey]

These pretzels are making me thirsty

[Matty123]

These pretzels… are making... me.. thirsty

Eh??

[gaseousclay]

@Matty123:

These pretzels… are making... me.. thirsty

Eh??

Seinfeld [emoji106]

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[mclaincausey]

These….
PRETZELS...
aremakingme...
...
THIRSTYYYY!!!
(William Shatner Edition)

In actual rants, to dust off an ole chestnut, screw you if you drive in the left lane (in 'Murica) and aren't passing someone.

[gaseousclay]

@mclaincausey:

These….
PRETZELS...
aremakingme...
...
THIRSTYYYY!!!
(William Shatner Edition)

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[Seul]

@Seul:

Goodbye, doggie…

So I ran into my landlord just as he had finished talking to her… Apparently the law has changed two years ago and a landlord can't prohibit a person from keeping a pet 

He said, however, that if it doesn't start pissing outside, that he wouldn't care for the law... 

Now to order a boatload of bleach to get the bloody patio cleaned...

[louisbosco]

@Seul:

Now to order a boatload of bleach to get the bloody patio cleaned…

bit much just for a little piss? 

@Seul:

Apparently the law has changed two years ago and a landlord can't prohibit a person from keeping a pet 

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apparently that's what they're trying to change too in australia as well, amongst others such as allowing installation furnitures or child safety stuff that requires drilling and such..

[DougNg]

@Seul

A combination of enzymatic cleaner for urine stains and odor eliminator for cigar ashtrays works better than bleach and is better for the environment.

Take it from someone with a Rottie pup that had a UTI…

[Seul]

Solid advice!.. Cheers!..

[BloodnThunder]

Vegans.  They're the same as cross fitters. How do you know if someone is vegan?  Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

[Chris]

What's the first rule of crossfit?

Never shut up about crossfit.

[mclaincausey]

A vegan friend once threw out a friend's meat dish out. I let her know she just made the perceived problem worse, because he'll now have to go buy MORE meat to backfill the waste.