Random Rants
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It's worse… She has a kid as well... He visits about 3 times a year... And same story: they only go out to pick up some (fast) food... The rest of the day is spent in her flat... Doesn't matter if he stays for a weekend or a week (during the summer he stays a week)...
Last summer she spent a week in her flat with her son, her dog, her mum, her mum's dog, her sis, and her sisters two little kids... It nearly drove me mental...
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Does the kid piss on the patio, or is he house broken?
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Now we know why you like beer so much.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty
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These pretzels… are making... me.. thirsty
Eh??
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These pretzels… are making... me.. thirsty
Eh??
Seinfeld [emoji106]
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These….
PRETZELS...
aremakingme...
...
THIRSTYYYY!!!
(William Shatner Edition)
In actual rants, to dust off an ole chestnut, screw you if you drive in the left lane (in 'Murica) and aren't passing someone.
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These….
PRETZELS...
aremakingme...
...
THIRSTYYYY!!!
(William Shatner Edition)
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Goodbye, doggie…
So I ran into my landlord just as he had finished talking to her… Apparently the law has changed two years ago and a landlord can't prohibit a person from keeping a pet
He said, however, that if it doesn't start pissing outside, that he wouldn't care for the law...
Now to order a boatload of bleach to get the bloody patio cleaned...
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Now to order a boatload of bleach to get the bloody patio cleaned…
bit much just for a little piss?
Apparently the law has changed two years ago and a landlord can't prohibit a person from keeping a pet
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apparently that's what they're trying to change too in australia as well, amongst others such as allowing installation furnitures or child safety stuff that requires drilling and such..
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Vegans. They're the same as cross fitters. How do you know if someone is vegan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What's the first rule of crossfit?
Never shut up about crossfit.
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A vegan friend once threw out a friend's meat dish out. I let her know she just made the perceived problem worse, because he'll now have to go buy MORE meat to backfill the waste.
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I have Frontpoint home security. Awakened in the middle of the night by an alarm indicating a glass break in the basement. Shake off the cobwebs, cancel the alarm, and go full-on John Rambo into the basement in my underwear with a gun and a tac light on its rail to clear the room. The room is empty and the glass panes are whole, and the sensor is sitting on the floor. This happened previously in my study. It takes me a while to get back to sleep in these scenarios too.
They need to make better adhesive, we nearly shit ourselves. Again. My poor wife was huddled in bed clutching one of my pocket knives.
Had we been gone, it would have been a costly false alarm.
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^when I read this I'm glad I live in Europe
