Random Rants
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It’s the «scum bro» trend amongst the whippersnappers. The sixteen yr old boys are mad for it. Pair the hoodie with tapered, short jogging bottoms, some horrible ultra modern sneakers, ankle socks, baseball cap and raybans. Then throw in some cheap costume jewellery, untreated acne, greasy hair and a wan, gormless look and you too can be assured no girl will want to swap bodily fluids with you until you’re at least 20.
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Geez, I had none of that and human women wanted nothing to do with me throughout my teenage years…
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That will definitely make you stand out from the crowd next time you hit the club.
wanna see my meat?
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My upstair neighbour is a real piece of work… She moved in here about 15 months ago, I think... Immediately got a dog (not allowed by rental agreement)... Being too lazy to walk it, she let it piss on her patio... Made of wooden panels, it then ended up on MY patio (and window, and screendoor). So put a notice in her mailbox to fucking quit it... Had to do that twice, threatening to get the landlord involved, but in the end she stopped doing so...
Couple of weeks ago she started doing it again... Without any excuse really: during a sunny weekend... Just take your fucking dog for a walk!.. Come on!.. It's been two weeks, it's been going on daily, so I just mailed the landlord... Now he is not a nice guy... He just said "Dogs not allowed by contract! When is she working today? I'LL STOP BY!"
Goodbye, doggie...
I kinda feel bad but honestly: today she starts work at 14PM. She gets up at around 11, lets the dog piss on her patio (hello fresh urine stains on my window!), walks it for about 3 minutes before she leaves for work, and does the same after she gets home... It NEVER gets out... AND she smokes indoors... It's disgusting... If you can't properly take care of an animal, why keep one... So yeah: kinda feel bad, kinda don't.
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Shelter sounds like an improvement, honestly.
She sounds like a terrible person.
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It's worse… She has a kid as well... He visits about 3 times a year... And same story: they only go out to pick up some (fast) food... The rest of the day is spent in her flat... Doesn't matter if he stays for a weekend or a week (during the summer he stays a week)...
Last summer she spent a week in her flat with her son, her dog, her mum, her mum's dog, her sis, and her sisters two little kids... It nearly drove me mental...
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Does the kid piss on the patio, or is he house broken?
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Now we know why you like beer so much.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty
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These pretzels… are making... me.. thirsty
Eh??
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These pretzels… are making... me.. thirsty
Eh??
Seinfeld [emoji106]
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These….
PRETZELS...
aremakingme...
...
THIRSTYYYY!!!
(William Shatner Edition)
In actual rants, to dust off an ole chestnut, screw you if you drive in the left lane (in 'Murica) and aren't passing someone.
