+ SHOW US YOUR PAD/ FLAT/ CAVE/ PENT-HOUSE/ CARDBOARD BOX/… +

[mclaincausey]

Since you can't disbar architects, that one should be disemboweled. Falling down on that roof should do it.

[steelworker]

@mclaincausey:

Since you can't disbar architects, that one should be disemboweled. Falling down on that roof should do it.

defenestrate his sorry ass.

[mclaincausey]

@steelworker:

@mclaincausey:

Since you can't disbar architects, that one should be disemboweled. Falling down on that roof should do it.

defenestrate his sorry ass.

One of the best words…

[Clint_D]

Rumor is that there’s a slide inside for the kids and it has a stained glass disco ball in the entryway. I’ll have to do a drive by one of these days, it’s only a few miles from me.

[Giles]

@Clint_D:

Paging @Anesthetist:  Got any job prospects in Illinois?  Found this beauty that seems right up your alley:

http://www.vernelarssolberg.com/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11840-E-Buffalo-St-Polo-IL-61064/91393428_zpid/?fullpage=true

For USD365K - I'm relocating

[Graeme]

One of the trends in Sydney real estate sales is the use of lifestyle models to promote a property. It's probably a side-effect of prices getting out of control, and agents feeling the need to up the ante to justify their commission.

This house in Rozelle is a relative bargain at $1 million. However, the models look more like something out of The Shining, rather than selling a desirable lifestyle!

[Chris]

Nope, not creepy at all.

[steelworker]

@Graeme:

One of the trends in Sydney real estate sales is the use of lifestyle models to promote a property. It's probably a side-effect of prices getting out of control, and agents feeling the need to up the ante to justify their commission.

This house in Rozelle is a relative bargain at $1 million. However, the models look more like something out of The Shining, rather than selling a desirable lifestyle!

"Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrance"  ???

[Appfaff]

Hahaha god that place looks terrible for 1M anyways.

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[Chap]

Guess what that will be above the poolhouse @Giles

[Giles]

Boules Court…..

[steelworker]

How is your build coming along @Giles?

[Chap]

@Giles:

Boules Court…..

Yessir 

[Giles]

Nice one…...

[Chap]

@Giles:

Nice one…...

IHUK HQ inspired…

[Giles]

At your service 

[Clint_D]

At least they can be bothered to photograph the inside of the house!  This pretty well sums up the real estate market in my area:

https://www.redfin.com/TX/Austin/1601-Willow-St-78702/home/31364301

No interior photos, every window boarded up, needs a total remodel and renovation, "only" $695k!

[Appfaff]

@Clint_D is that the one that had the sign that said “No Realtors” back this fall?  Lol [emoji23]

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[Chris]

@Clint_D:

No interior photos, every window boarded up, needs a total remodel and renovation, "only" $695k!

But you can "Build a 2nd Home in back, sell it and get back the money spent to remodel the front home."

Seems like sketchy math and logic to me, but then I'm not a real estate agent, so what do I know?

[Clint_D]

@Appfaff Ha, no, that was another house in equally rough shape that was even more expensive.

@Chris That's a good selling point to tell clients that have never experienced the level of hell where the CoA permitting and review department resides.