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    • Clint_DC
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      One of my big housing pet peeves (besides vomiting up different textures and materials) is ridiculous roof lines.  This prime example is being built in Austin right now:

      I don't care how well your roof is flashed, this thing is going to leak like a sieve one day.

      ATX IH Hoarder

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      • Clint_DC
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        Paging @Anesthetist:  Got any job prospects in Illinois?  Found this beauty that seems right up your alley:

        http://www.vernelarssolberg.com/

        https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11840-E-Buffalo-St-Polo-IL-61064/91393428_zpid/?fullpage=true

        ATX IH Hoarder

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        • steelworkerS
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          @Clint_D:

          One of my big housing pet peeves (besides vomiting up different textures and materials) is ridiculous roof lines.  This prime example is being built in Austin right now:

          I don't care how well your roof is flashed, this thing is going to leak like a sieve one day.

          That's fucking atrocious.
          Any idea about the purpose of the toggle switch next to the garage? Lugeing?

          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
          Well, I have others.

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          • ChrisC
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            Wow, that is just terrible.  It looks like it was built from leftovers.

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              That’s a beautiful house, Clint.

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              • mclaincauseyM
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                Since you can't disbar architects, that one should be disemboweled. Falling down on that roof should do it.

                Think it, be it.

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                • steelworkerS
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                  @mclaincausey:

                  Since you can't disbar architects, that one should be disemboweled. Falling down on that roof should do it.

                  defenestrate his sorry ass.

                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                  Well, I have others.

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                  • mclaincauseyM
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                    @steelworker:

                    @mclaincausey:

                    Since you can't disbar architects, that one should be disemboweled. Falling down on that roof should do it.

                    defenestrate his sorry ass.

                    One of the best words…

                    Think it, be it.

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                    • Clint_DC
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                      Rumor is that there’s a slide inside for the kids and it has a stained glass disco ball in the entryway. I’ll have to do a drive by one of these days, it’s only a few miles from me.

                      ATX IH Hoarder

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                      • GilesG
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                        @Clint_D:

                        Paging @Anesthetist:  Got any job prospects in Illinois?  Found this beauty that seems right up your alley:

                        http://www.vernelarssolberg.com/

                        https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11840-E-Buffalo-St-Polo-IL-61064/91393428_zpid/?fullpage=true

                        For USD365K - I'm relocating 🙂

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • GraemeG
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                          One of the trends in Sydney real estate sales is the use of lifestyle models to promote a property. It's probably a side-effect of prices getting out of control, and agents feeling the need to up the ante to justify their commission.

                          This house in Rozelle is a relative bargain at $1 million. However, the models look more like something out of The Shining, rather than selling a desirable lifestyle!

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                          • ChrisC
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                            Nope, not creepy at all.

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                            • steelworkerS
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                              @Graeme:

                              One of the trends in Sydney real estate sales is the use of lifestyle models to promote a property. It's probably a side-effect of prices getting out of control, and agents feeling the need to up the ante to justify their commission.

                              This house in Rozelle is a relative bargain at $1 million. However, the models look more like something out of The Shining, rather than selling a desirable lifestyle!

                              "Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrance"  ???

                              Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                              Well, I have others.

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                              • AppfaffA
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                                Hahaha god that place looks terrible for 1M anyways.

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                                • ChapC
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                                  Guess what that will be above the poolhouse @Giles

                                  God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    Boules Court…..

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • steelworkerS
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                                      How is your build coming along @Giles?

                                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                      Well, I have others.

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                                      • ChapC
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                                        @Giles:

                                        Boules Court…..

                                        Yessir  😉

                                        God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          Nice one…...

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • ChapC
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                                            @Giles:

                                            Nice one…...

                                            IHUK HQ inspired… 😉

                                            God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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