Random Announcements

[Seul]

^Fucking A, stoked for you Louis!..

[Giles]

Fuck yeah…

_BBC weather forecaster Alina Jenkins said: “The early May Bank Holiday temperature record has just been broken.

“It has just reached 24.7C in Gosport in Hampshire beating the previous record set back in 1999.”_

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/956248/BBC-weather-forecast-UK-temperature-Bank-Holiday-weekend-May-Met-Office-weather

[Alex]

Good quality newspaper you're reading there. Gosport is rubbing off on you

[neph93]

@Alex:

Good quality newspaper you're reading there. Gosport is rubbing off on you

Dad burn deluxe.

[Giles]

We live in Goz, you live in Southsea, we're clearly paying you WAY too much… (that was Paula who told me to type that.... :P)

[neph93]

It’s like McEnroe and Borg…. I’ll leave you all to figure out who’s who.

[manufc10]

lol…this is great..

[rocket]

@Alex:

Good quality newspaper you're reading there. Gosport is rubbing off on you

haha

[rocket]

@Giles:

We live in Goz, you live in Southsea, we're clearly paying you WAY too much… (that was Paula who told me to type that.... :P)

[gaseousclay]

Gotta love the brutal honesty of children. It was hotter than sh*t yesterday in my apartment so I took my shirt off to cool down. My son looks at me and says, "dad, put your shirt back on, you have a fat belly." Definitely a sign that I need to slim down 

[Giles]

My favourite….Many years ago I was at a large picnic with many friends and family.  Naked toddler running around with miniscule erection is told by his mother to "put your underpants on and hide your stiffy".  His retort to his mother, loud enough for all to hear - "Why?  Dad comes into the kitchen every morning with one of those"....

Perfection.....

[gaseousclay]

@Giles:

My favourite….Many years ago I was at a large picnic with many friends and family.  Naked toddler running around with miniscule erection is told by his mother to "put your underpants on and hide your stiffy".  His retort to his mother, loud enough for all to hear - "Why?  Dad comes into the kitchen every morning with one of those"....

Perfection.....

[Anesthetist]

The Boss commented on my IG. I can now die a happy man.

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[neph93]

@Anesthetist:

The Boss commented on my IG. I can now die a happy man.

[emoji1] I know what you mean. When he likes my FB posts I go all adolescent

[Dion]

Very nice! I was very surprised but also very happy that the Boss started following me although I use my IG only for lurking tasks. Awesome guy but we already knew that :).

[Megatron1505]

I got promoted today 

[Matty123]

@Megatron1505  yeeeeahhh buddy! Good job

[Megatron1505]

Cheers dude, i’ve only been waiting for 20 years 

[Chris]

Wait, I though you quit because they wouldn't promote you?

[Megatron1505]

No, I did what every real man would do. I sulked, threw a hissy fit and threatened to quit…..hey presto promotion