• Home
    • Recent
    • Calendar
    • Register
    • Login
    Iron Heart Forum
    Iron Heart Forum

    Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Collection Preview - Now Live

    Random Announcements

    General Chat
    474
    27.4k
    5.8m
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • GilesG
      Giles
      IHUK Crew
      Joined:

      My favourite….Many years ago I was at a large picnic with many friends and family.  Naked toddler running around with miniscule erection is told by his mother to "put your underpants on and hide your stiffy".  His retort to his mother, loud enough for all to hear - "Why?  Dad comes into the kitchen every morning with one of those"....

      Perfection.....

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • gaseousclayG
        gaseousclay
        Joined:

        @Giles:

        My favourite….Many years ago I was at a large picnic with many friends and family.  Naked toddler running around with miniscule erection is told by his mother to "put your underpants on and hide your stiffy".  His retort to his mother, loud enough for all to hear - "Why?  Dad comes into the kitchen every morning with one of those"....

        Perfection.....

        😃

        WTB:
        IHSH-129 size L (blue)
        IHSH-19

        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • AnesthetistA
          Anesthetist
          見習いボス
          Joined:

          The Boss commented on my IG. I can now die a happy man.

          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

          IG: bluehandsslim

          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • neph93N
            neph93
            見習いボス
            Joined:

            @Anesthetist:

            The Boss commented on my IG. I can now die a happy man.

            [emoji1] I know what you mean. When he likes my FB posts I go all adolescent 🤩

            “Some of those that work forces
            Are the same that burn crosses”

            • Virginia Woolf
            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • DionD
              Dion
              Joined:

              Very nice! I was very surprised but also very happy that the Boss started following me although I use my IG only for lurking tasks. Awesome guy but we already knew that :).

              last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • Megatron1505M
                Megatron1505
                見習いボス
                Joined:

                I got promoted today  😉

                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • Matty123M
                  Matty123
                  Raw and Unwashed
                  Joined:

                  @Megatron1505  yeeeeahhh buddy! Good job

                  Maybe so. Maybe not

                  last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • Megatron1505M
                    Megatron1505
                    見習いボス
                    Joined:

                    Cheers dude, i’ve only been waiting for 20 years  😃

                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                    last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • ChrisC
                      Chris
                      Raw and Unwashed
                      Joined:

                      Wait, I though you quit because they wouldn't promote you?

                      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • Megatron1505M
                        Megatron1505
                        見習いボス
                        Joined:

                        No, I did what every real man would do. I sulked, threw a hissy fit and threatened to quit…..hey presto promotion  😉

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                        • Matty123M
                          Matty123
                          Raw and Unwashed
                          Joined:

                          Whatever works Bro.

                          Maybe so. Maybe not

                          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                          • neph93N
                            neph93
                            見習いボス
                            Joined:

                            @Megatron1505:

                            No, I did what every real man would do. I sulked, threw a hissy fit and threatened to quit…..hey presto promotion  😉

                            That pretty much always works (as long as you’re any good). Well done sir.

                            “Some of those that work forces
                            Are the same that burn crosses”

                            • Virginia Woolf
                            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                            • GilesG
                              Giles
                              IHUK Crew
                              Joined:

                              @Megatron1505 To the Euro Marketing role?

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

                              last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • S
                                sabergirl
                                見習いボス
                                Joined:

                                Awesome, Mega! They would’ve been idiots to let you go. Congrats

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                • Megatron1505M
                                  Megatron1505
                                  見習いボス
                                  Joined:

                                  Thanks guys  😎

                                  @Giles, no it’s actually a bit better. I’m now a Production Manager so I’ve got about 300 people to manage and a team of department chiefs reporting in to me.

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                                  last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                  • neph93N
                                    neph93
                                    見習いボス
                                    Joined:

                                    @Megatron1505:

                                    I’m now a Production Manager so I’ve got about 300 people to manage and a team of department chiefs reporting in to me.

                                    ?

                                    “Some of those that work forces
                                    Are the same that burn crosses”

                                    • Virginia Woolf
                                    last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                    • GilesG
                                      Giles
                                      IHUK Crew
                                      Joined:

                                      Well done Gavin…..

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

                                      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • SeulS
                                        Seul
                                        Joined:

                                        Now thàt's good news, Gave…

                                        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                        • UnTuckedU
                                          UnTucked
                                          Joined:

                                          Congrats!

                                          So, drinks on you @ Fish n' Chips?

                                          In search of:
                                          IHV-04, med.
                                          IHSH-185, large
                                          IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

                                          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                          • AlexA
                                            Alex
                                            IHUK Crew
                                            Joined:

                                            Great news, @Megatron1505

                                            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                            • First post
                                              Last post
                                            Copyright Iron Heart 2025.