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    • Matty123M
      Matty123
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      I can’t wait for the death of this thing. I don’t know what that says about me.

      Maybe so. Maybe not

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      • ChrisC
        Chris
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        @Appfaff:

        Over night it ate the peanut butter off two of them…this time without even setting them off (even more gangsta).

        This made my night.

        (Sorry for your misfortunes, but this is the finest thread we've had in a long time…)

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        • DougNgD
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          Sticky traps are gross. When I used to do manufactured food facility inspections, occassionally you would find…a bunch of feet attached to them...

          The rats would get stuck and they would chew their feet off to get off the trap.

          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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          • manufc10M
            manufc10
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            Now THAT is a gangster move ^^

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            • steelworkerS
              steelworker
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              @manufc10:

              Now THAT is a gangster move ^^

              Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
              Well, I have others.

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              • manufc10M
                manufc10
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                Lol…yes

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                • Megatron1505M
                  Megatron1505
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                  Gotta say, i’m kinda rooting for the mouse  😃

                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                  • bryaneidins70B
                    bryaneidins70
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                    ^^^^^ 😃 :D^^^^^

                    'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                    • GilesG
                      Giles
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                      One of our overnight emails ….

                      Customer message: i just wrote out a lengthy question and It just vanished can someone contact me or just flat out say we don't give a shit about selling you anything.

                      I am so tempted to say, you're right, we dont…..

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • Megatron1505M
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                        Send a blank email in reply  😎

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • S
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                          I feel like this is one of those times where the only appropriate response is, "Sorry about your dick.".

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                          • Matty123M
                            Matty123
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                            @Giles:

                            One of our overnight emails ….

                            Customer message: i just wrote out a lengthy question and It just vanished can someone contact me or just flat out say we don't give a shit about selling you anything.

                            I am so tempted to say, you're right, we dont…..

                            Send them a mouse.

                            Maybe so. Maybe not

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                            • FinksterF
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                              • SeulS
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                                @Megatron1505:

                                Gotta say, i’m kinda rooting for the mouse  😃

                                Gangsta Mouse 4 Prez 2020

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                                • SeulS
                                  Seul
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                                  "Gangsta Mouse, what is your stance on North-Korea?.."
                                  "Chew a hole in it!.."
                                  "That's your response to everything!.."

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                                  • Matty123M
                                    Matty123
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                                    @Giles:

                                    One of our overnight emails ….

                                    Customer message: i just wrote out a lengthy question and It just vanished can someone contact me or just flat out say we don't give a shit about selling you anything.

                                    I am so tempted to say, you're right, we dont…..

                                    So what was your reply? Was it as professional as all your email replies? Did you apologize? Excuse me,  I mean apologiSe?

                                    Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                    • GilesG
                                      Giles
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                                      I assigned the ticket to Paula.  I knew I would let my natural inclination get the better of me…

                                      Her response.....

                                      We're really sorry your text disappeared, I presume from your unhappy tone that this was a glitch on our webform, and if so we are very sorry - we weren't aware of a problem but for sure will look into it.

                                      We're a small team based in the UK, so whilst our response is not 24/7 and our US customers may often have to wait a while till we come online, we do try to respond to customer queries and concerns as quickly and efficiently as possible.

                                      If you can let us your question (and I'm sorry if this means writing it out again) then we'll get back to you as quickly as we can. Or - I think from your 412 telephone area code that you are in Pennsylvania - we can call a bit later (ideally let us know what time would be best, we are I think 5 hours ahead of you).

                                      With best wishes
                                      Paula

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • Matty123M
                                        Matty123
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                                        Man you guys are pro’s. I like the acknowledgment of his “tone.” Be interesting to see if he responds at all. I bet not due to the fact that he’s a peckerhead. And he’s gotta be embarrassed by his email especially because of  Paula’s rational,  polite and courteous reply.

                                        Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                        • O
                                          Omega Man
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                                          I think it was handled rather elegantly…otherwise it would have been "What the duck do you want?" 😃

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                                          • CutlasshoundC
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                                            @Appfaff:

                                            So yesterday the mouse/rat managed to trip 2 small snap traps without getting caught and then ate the bait off of them (I know, pretty gangsta move) - so we bought 4 big ass Rat Snap traps. Over night it ate the peanut butter off two of them…this time without even setting them off (even more gangsta).

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                                            This is where you find out that it’s actually just your younger brother fucking with you…..

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                                            I ain't got time to bleed.

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