Random Rants
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I wouldn't wish burned skin on anyone!!
If anyone asks what happened to my arm (since I have a huge bandage on it), I'm saying "I got a tattoo" and walking away [emoji23]
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I usually go with, "my wife gets mean when she drinks" for when people ask about any injuries.
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Always a classic option [emoji136]
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What A Fucking Liberty!
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Well, my joke at your expense has caused me some karma points, apparently…..
I recently found my Zippo, so yesterday I bought some fluid, a wick and some flints... I got her filled up and all today before leaving out to do laundry. Well, I over-filled it apparently, and some fluid leaked in my pants pocket (555-03). All of that, paired with an unusually sunny day has caused a slight chemical burn on my thigh.
it's normal. get over it.. i get it on a weekly basis.. ::)
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90F at the end of September?? ??? C'mon!
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Las Vegas. Innocent people killed at a concert. What is this world we live in today! [emoji35]
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Indeed. Absolutely insane.
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i remembered the wrong inseam length i usually go with! f*** me and my memory..
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no it's too short. but not by much. 2inches..
i told matt 30 for the 666. but technically, most of my pairs are 32 bar 1..
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i was thinking more..
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come on, there's only a few hours a day when i turn on my laptop and am happy…
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i was thinking more..
I was at a grocery store the other day and the barista was hunched over stocking something on the shelf. Needless to say, his fat, hairy arse was exposed to the world for all to see. I almost started laughing out loud but quickly walked away and giggled
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