Random Rants

[louisbosco]

@neph93:

While we're on the subject, I've seriously started researching sorting the snip-snip out. The two places who offer it locally make a big thing of it being a quick, easy 20min procedure. Which begs the question, why the actual fuck are they going to charge me $900 for it? [emoji35]

i can do it for free.. no guarantees tho..

[gaseousclay]

@neph93:

@Seul:

I reckon in your case, they'll probably end up amputating your legs just to be sure…

The only way to be sure would be to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

They mostly operate at night. Mostly.

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[neph93]

@louisbosco  no worries, my wife makes that offer regularly. Like every time a blue bag arrives.

@gaseousclay  well played, sir! Glad the reference wasn't wasted [emoji6]

[Appfaff]

If anyone has ever dropped anything behind the dryer and welt to grab it while it was running… don't...

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[Giles]

Ouch…..

[Appfaff]

It's pretty gross (I won't post pics of the actual burn), but Jesus… I knew it got hot back there but melting your skin off hot is a bit ridiculous. ShMe on me for "not thinking"

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[UnTucked]

"Feel the burn"

[UnTucked]

Well, my joke at your expense has caused me some karma points, apparently…..

I recently found my Zippo, so yesterday I bought some fluid, a wick and some flints... I got her filled up and all today before leaving out to do laundry. Well, I over-filled it apparently, and some fluid leaked in my pants pocket (555-03). All of that, paired with an unusually sunny day has caused a slight chemical burn on my thigh.

[Megatron1505]

Feel the burn 

[neph93]

@Megatron1505:

Feel the burn 

Asking for trouble much? [emoji1]

[Appfaff]

I wouldn't wish burned skin on anyone!!

If anyone asks what happened to my arm (since I have a huge bandage on it), I'm saying "I got a tattoo" and walking away [emoji23]

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[Chris]

I usually go with, "my wife gets mean when she drinks" for when people ask about any injuries.

[Appfaff]

Always a classic option [emoji136]

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What A Fucking Liberty!

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[louisbosco]

@UnTucked:

Well, my joke at your expense has caused me some karma points, apparently…..

I recently found my Zippo, so yesterday I bought some fluid, a wick and some flints... I got her filled up and all today before leaving out to do laundry. Well, I over-filled it apparently, and some fluid leaked in my pants pocket (555-03). All of that, paired with an unusually sunny day has caused a slight chemical burn on my thigh.

it's normal. get over it.. i get it on a weekly basis.. ::)

[steelworker]

90F at the end of September??  ??? C'mon!

[spitfiredealer]

Las Vegas. Innocent people killed at a concert. What is this world we live in today! [emoji35]

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[manufc10]

Indeed.  Absolutely insane.

[louisbosco]

i remembered the wrong inseam length i usually go with! f*** me and my memory.. 

[neph93]

Hope you remembered too long and not too short [emoji51]