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    • SeulS
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      And you might have to have it done twice… The surgery isn't foolproof... My mate (who had it done) told me this...

      I reckon in your case, they'll probably end up amputating your legs just to be sure...

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      • neph93N
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        @UnTucked:

        That's fairly cheap actually! Are you sure that's the price for a vasectomy, and not castration? Lol!

        Really?! It's more than I'd want to pay anyone for cutting on any part of me, let alone my meat and veg (or if you're Seul, my vegan quorn log and veg).

        But needs must… booked in now. Keep an eye in the " What are you doing today" thread on the 14th November [emoji533]✂️

        «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
        We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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        • neph93N
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          @Seul:

          I reckon in your case, they'll probably end up amputating your legs just to be sure…

          The only way to be sure would be to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

          «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
          We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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          • SeulS
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            @neph93:

            [emoji533]✂️

            Tell 'm to "leave it a li'l shorter in the neck", just to break the ice…

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            • ChrisC
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              @neph93:

              While we're on the subject, I've seriously started researching sorting the snip-snip out. The two places who offer it locally make a big thing of it being a quick, easy 20min procedure. Which begs the question, why the actual fuck are they going to charge me $900 for it? [emoji35]

              I'm unclear on this one- do you want them to take longer, or charge less?

              Which leads to the follow up question, is this the kind of thing you want to bargain shop?

              I was willing to pay damn near anything…

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              • ColeC
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                @neph93:

                While we're on the subject, I've seriously started researching sorting the snip-snip out. The two places who offer it locally make a big thing of it being a quick, easy 20min procedure. Which begs the question, why the actual fuck are they going to charge me $900 for it? [emoji35]

                20 min sound awfully fast. Mine took about 40 min or so. Oh, and in germany it costs around 450,00 €.

                Other then that it's no big deal.

                WTB:
                IHJ-96-OLV Size L
                IHE-13

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                • neph93N
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                  Big differences between the US, Norway and Germany then. I'm not concerned about the op at all. Just money I'd rather use on "other things". In reality though the amount of money kids cost, it would be cheap at twice the price [emoji23]

                  «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                  We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                  • neph93N
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                    @Chris:

                    Which leads to the follow up question, is this the kind of thing you want to bargain shop?

                    A fair point, well made…

                    «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                    We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                    • louisboscoL
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                      @neph93:

                      While we're on the subject, I've seriously started researching sorting the snip-snip out. The two places who offer it locally make a big thing of it being a quick, easy 20min procedure. Which begs the question, why the actual fuck are they going to charge me $900 for it? [emoji35]

                      i can do it for free.. no guarantees tho..

                      "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                      • gaseousclayG
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                        @neph93:

                        @Seul:

                        I reckon in your case, they'll probably end up amputating your legs just to be sure…

                        The only way to be sure would be to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

                        They mostly operate at night. Mostly.

                        Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk

                        WTB:
                        IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                        IHSH-19

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                        • neph93N
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                          @louisbosco  no worries, my wife makes that offer regularly. Like every time a blue bag arrives.

                          @gaseousclay  well played, sir! Glad the reference wasn't wasted [emoji6]

                          «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                          We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                          • AppfaffA
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                            If anyone has ever dropped anything behind the dryer and welt to grab it while it was running… don't...

                            Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                            • GilesG
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                              Ouch…..

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • AppfaffA
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                                It's pretty gross (I won't post pics of the actual burn), but Jesus… I knew it got hot back there but melting your skin off hot is a bit ridiculous. ShMe on me for "not thinking"

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                                • UnTuckedU
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                                  "Feel the burn"

                                  In search of:
                                  IHV-04, med.
                                  IHSH-185, large
                                  IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                                  • UnTuckedU
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                                    Well, my joke at your expense has caused me some karma points, apparently…..

                                    I recently found my Zippo, so yesterday I bought some fluid, a wick and some flints... I got her filled up and all today before leaving out to do laundry. Well, I over-filled it apparently, and some fluid leaked in my pants pocket (555-03). All of that, paired with an unusually sunny day has caused a slight chemical burn on my thigh.

                                    In search of:
                                    IHV-04, med.
                                    IHSH-185, large
                                    IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                                    • Megatron1505M
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                                      Feel the burn  😃

                                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                      • neph93N
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                                        @Megatron1505:

                                        Feel the burn  😃

                                        Asking for trouble much? [emoji1]

                                        «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                        We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                        • AppfaffA
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                                          I wouldn't wish burned skin on anyone!!

                                          If anyone asks what happened to my arm (since I have a huge bandage on it), I'm saying "I got a tattoo" and walking away [emoji23]

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                                          • ChrisC
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                                            I usually go with, "my wife gets mean when she drinks" for when people ask about any injuries.

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