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    • AnesthetistA
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      @Chris:

      Dear god, my mother in law is so cheap.  Explaining to her that a full kitchen gut and replacement costs more than $1000 is almost physically painful.

      Does she know what your clothes cost?

      IG: bluehandsslim

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      • ChrisC
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        Oh hell, that would be hilarious.  I'd have to scrape bits of her head off the ceiling.  Of course, this is also the same woman that demanded a Rolex for her birthday several years ago because she heard they were nice.  She never wears it because it stops running if it sits on the counter for a couple of days, which means it's broken.

        She just has no concept of how much things cost (other than food and gasoline), so everything is automatically too expensive.  Explaining otherwise can be a lot of work occasionally.

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        • Megatron1505M
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          Pam bought me lots of boot care stuff and accessories for Christmas, including some brown Wesco laces…..guess I'm going to need a pair of brown Wescos  :-\

          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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          • JCMx800J
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            @Megatron1505:

            Pam bought me lots of boot care stuff and accessories for Christmas, including some brown Wesco laces…..guess I'm going to need a pair of brown Wescos  :-\

            Thats a bummer my friend…

            Les Paul -> ProCo Rat -> Super HardOn -> JCM800 Low Input
            XXX

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            • Megatron1505M
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              Tell me about it, it's almost like she's forcing me to get some.

              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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              • GilesG
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                I can help you/her out….....Oh wait, it was my partner in crime @Madame Buttonfly who was more than happy to supply said "gateway laces"

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • Megatron1505M
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                  Just when I'm out, they pull me back in…..... :o

                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                  • GilesG
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                    I'd like to say it's damn hard, but honestly, sometimes it's just too damn easy…...

                    (What colour/build are you looking at.... 😶 :-X)?

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • Megatron1505M
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                      "Try the laces" they said, "you might like them" they said…..then they passed me the silicone leather protector.....then she gave me a leather brush......the next thing you know you're cleaning 14 pairs of boots like you're Giles fucking Padmore or something....... :o

                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      • SeulS
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                        😉

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                        • Megatron1505M
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                          @Giles:

                          I'd like to say it's damn hard, but honestly, sometimes it's just too damn easy…...

                          (What colour/build are you looking at.... 😶 :-X)?

                          Something in an 8" lace to toe perhaps…...

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • Max PowerM
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                            Half a year ago we didn't know wether we would be able to celebrate christmas with her (and her granddad). Luckily we were able to do so, even with our grand-grand-parents. I'm totally in love.

                            @elclintor:

                            > I don't care what people say.. The Max Power way is the right way…

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                            • CutlasshoundC
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                              Glorious pic old chap

                              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                              I ain't got time to bleed.

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                              • T
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                                Nice photo with the little one MP. 🙂

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                                • steelworkerS
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                                  @Qinhan:

                                  A rather odd announcement considering my profile pic but everyone that has the opportunity should go and see The Interview.  We were all born with certain inalienable rights, like the freedom to laugh at stoner comedies and mock overweight dictators with stupid haircuts.

                                  like this asswipe?

                                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                  Well, I have others.

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    It's official.  I'm feckin mad.

                                    Just come back from a 1.2Km swim (30 mins).  Sea temperature was 8.8C.

                                    I stood under hot shower for 20 mins, lit coal fire and am still bloody cold…..

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • seawolfS
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                                      Holy crap Giles. Have some soup and tea!

                                      “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                                      @zeebeeleather

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                                      • georgeelG
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                                        Looks like one of those Nazi scientists experiments…

                                        IH-888S-142OD

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          Don't say that Georgio - ze loony German(s) might be watching!..

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                                          • 501IH5
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                                            The loony Germans are nearly always watching. Some of us even have mastered the "th", although a certain esteemed member surely will refuse to believe that.
                                            How about making that "some mad scientist"?

                                            Keep your jeans on–-and let nothing come in between you and the denim !

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