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    • simoncS
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      @Anesthetist yes chimps face-ripping freak outs.  I guess that is what is so crazy about that pic.  Some bloke thought it a good idea to put his missus next to a gorilla, seated by a fountain btw.  I mean.  Firstly gorilla where, and how.  Secondo what kinda bloke would think it acceptable… personally I think it woulda been better if the gorilla could at least cross his damn legs.  Anyway that's not the point; the point is its Christmas, I'm not allowed to drink yet, nothing on tv, and a disco version of "I was made for loving you" by you know who is blaring from some wireless speaker booming from a child's room upstairs, accompanied by an elder sibling on electric guitar, xmas, humbug.

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      • simoncS
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        Its okay now, I can drink and they are playing Highway to Hell.

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        • BluegrassB
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          There shouldn't be no curfews on christmas drinking…...  ???

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          • ChrisC
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            Dear god, my mother in law is so cheap.  Explaining to her that a full kitchen gut and replacement costs more than $1000 is almost physically painful.

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            • ChrisC
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              I don't think I'm drinking enough.

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              • DougNgD
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                I drank an entire bottle of wine out of a mason jar tonight

                I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                • mclaincauseyM
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                  Nexus 6 is terrific. I'm in gadget geek heaven.

                  Think it, be it.

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                  • AnesthetistA
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                    @Chris:

                    Dear god, my mother in law is so cheap.  Explaining to her that a full kitchen gut and replacement costs more than $1000 is almost physically painful.

                    Does she know what your clothes cost?

                    IG: bluehandsslim

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                    • ChrisC
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                      Oh hell, that would be hilarious.  I'd have to scrape bits of her head off the ceiling.  Of course, this is also the same woman that demanded a Rolex for her birthday several years ago because she heard they were nice.  She never wears it because it stops running if it sits on the counter for a couple of days, which means it's broken.

                      She just has no concept of how much things cost (other than food and gasoline), so everything is automatically too expensive.  Explaining otherwise can be a lot of work occasionally.

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                      • Megatron1505M
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                        Pam bought me lots of boot care stuff and accessories for Christmas, including some brown Wesco laces…..guess I'm going to need a pair of brown Wescos  :-\

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • JCMx800J
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                          @Megatron1505:

                          Pam bought me lots of boot care stuff and accessories for Christmas, including some brown Wesco laces…..guess I'm going to need a pair of brown Wescos  :-\

                          Thats a bummer my friend…

                          Les Paul -> ProCo Rat -> Super HardOn -> JCM800 Low Input
                          XXX

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                          • Megatron1505M
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                            Tell me about it, it's almost like she's forcing me to get some.

                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            • GilesG
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                              I can help you/her out….....Oh wait, it was my partner in crime @Madame Buttonfly who was more than happy to supply said "gateway laces"

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • Megatron1505M
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                                Just when I'm out, they pull me back in…..... :o

                                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                • GilesG
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                                  I'd like to say it's damn hard, but honestly, sometimes it's just too damn easy…...

                                  (What colour/build are you looking at.... 😶 :-X)?

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • Megatron1505M
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                                    "Try the laces" they said, "you might like them" they said…..then they passed me the silicone leather protector.....then she gave me a leather brush......the next thing you know you're cleaning 14 pairs of boots like you're Giles fucking Padmore or something....... :o

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      😉

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                                      • Megatron1505M
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                                        @Giles:

                                        I'd like to say it's damn hard, but honestly, sometimes it's just too damn easy…...

                                        (What colour/build are you looking at.... 😶 :-X)?

                                        Something in an 8" lace to toe perhaps…...

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • Max PowerM
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                                          Half a year ago we didn't know wether we would be able to celebrate christmas with her (and her granddad). Luckily we were able to do so, even with our grand-grand-parents. I'm totally in love.

                                          @elclintor:

                                          > I don't care what people say.. The Max Power way is the right way…

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                                          • CutlasshoundC
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                                            Glorious pic old chap

                                            Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                            I ain't got time to bleed.

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