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    • bagley920B
      bagley920
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      @Chris:

      @bagley920:

      Here's one

      How do I get laid more? 😉
      Any advice on that?

      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

      Now that you have a kid, that's not gonna happen.  Adjust your expectations accordingly.

      That's what I was afraid of. All downhill from here…

      If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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      • 4c4
        4c
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        Or have JCMx800 make you one of these…
        @JCMx800:

        😉

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        • bagley920B
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          Every married man wears one of those, you just cant see it under our clothing

          If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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          • derivative666D
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            @mega how did you resolve your chronic masturbation issue?

            "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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            • derivative666D
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              @bagley all married men with infants have the same issue. Just don't get carried away like mega.

              "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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              • Megatron1505M
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                @derivative666 you stopped sending me your naked pics lover boy  😘

                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                • bagley920B
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                  Get a room boys!

                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                  If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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                  • ChrisC
                    Chris
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                    @derivative666:

                    @mega how did you resolve your chronic masturbation issue?

                    At what point does it become a "problem"?

                    I'm, um, asking for a friend…

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                    • SeulS
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                      Are you lending said (bald, ginger, British) friend a hand or?..

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                      • ChrisC
                        Chris
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                        If that were the case, I'd hardly need to lend a full hand, would I?

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                        • Megatron1505M
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                          Jealous? Don't be, Texbitch doesn't have the brews of Belgbitch.

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • SeulS
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                            I'm kinda glad you said "brews" and not "skills"…

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                            • harley daveH
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                              i allso was a smoker mayber 6-8 roll ups a day one day we went for a job interview (myself and mrs a) i told them i didnt smoke and after the interview was outside having a rollup ,
                              long story short(ish) we got the job in italy and on the way down there i had my last cigarette and said toi myself I WILL NEVER SMOKE AGAIN ,16 years later still not smoking ,its all mental you just have to say to yourself I WILL NOT SMOKE ,maybe have a packet of cigarettes in a draw /cupboard and say i could have one of those if i wanted to ,but i dont .
                              like most things in life your mind controls your body .

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                              • simoncS
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                                I wish I could find the pic of the Philip Morris execs on their Party Boat all paid for by you Gav, but you get the picture, keep sponsoring their lavish lifestyle.

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                                • J
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                                  As a guy who in the past few weeks has quit  few vices cold turkey, @harley dave has given stellar advice. I didn't shelter myself from them, just found other things to occupy my mind and body as cravings hit.

                                  Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                  • georgeelG
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                                    I was an heavy smoker (40-50 a day, Marlboro soft pack). Then, about ten years ago, I quit. No particular reason. No cancer, no cough, no nothing. I had just broken my balls of all that dirt and bad smells.
                                    The day before 50, the day after 0.
                                    I agree 100 percent with Harley Dave: the great difficulty in quitting is an invention, a kind of superstition. No withdrawal symptoms, no panic, never lost a night's sleep. After 2 days I no longer thought about cigarettes. To quit is EASY. if I had known, I would have done much earlier.

                                    After 10 years, I sometimes dream about smoking. "What an idiot", I think in may dream, wearing the burning smell. Then I wake up, and smile.

                                    IH-888S-142OD

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                                    • J
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                                      ^couldn't agree more! I believe it's actually anxiety caused by fear of withdrawal symptoms that do most in. The mind is a tricky thing which few seem to have complete control over (myself included). This goes way beyond vices too, as any fear, fetish, or disposition can become just as crippling when thoughts are out of check.

                                      Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                      • Megatron1505M
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                                        Great advice HD JDL and George, I think strength of mind is important.

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • ArloA
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                                          I once quit smoking for about a year, after that a week, now smoking like a chimney again. It seems to be linked to my alcohol intake somehow…

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                                          • harley daveH
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                                            well just remember what george best once said .  he said i once gave up drinking and women it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life ….....................................

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