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    • bagley920B
      bagley920
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      Here's one

      How do I get laid more? 😉
      Any advice on that?

      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

      If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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      • Megatron1505M
        Megatron1505
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        Get your wife drunk…....

        .....then go out and visit dive bars  😉

        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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        • M
          Maynard Friedman
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          My name is Luiz Felipe Scolari and I think I may need a new job. I'm based in Brazil but would prefer a foreign assignment, can you help please?

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          • ChrisC
            Chris
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            @bagley920:

            Here's one

            How do I get laid more? 😉
            Any advice on that?

            Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

            Now that you have a kid, that's not gonna happen.  Adjust your expectations accordingly.

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            • bagley920B
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              @Chris:

              @bagley920:

              Here's one

              How do I get laid more? 😉
              Any advice on that?

              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

              Now that you have a kid, that's not gonna happen.  Adjust your expectations accordingly.

              That's what I was afraid of. All downhill from here…

              If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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              • 4c4
                4c
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                Or have JCMx800 make you one of these…
                @JCMx800:

                😉

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                • bagley920B
                  bagley920
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                  Every married man wears one of those, you just cant see it under our clothing

                  If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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                  • derivative666D
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                    @mega how did you resolve your chronic masturbation issue?

                    "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                    • derivative666D
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                      @bagley all married men with infants have the same issue. Just don't get carried away like mega.

                      "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                      • Megatron1505M
                        Megatron1505
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                        @derivative666 you stopped sending me your naked pics lover boy  😘

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • bagley920B
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                          Get a room boys!

                          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                          If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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                          • ChrisC
                            Chris
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                            @derivative666:

                            @mega how did you resolve your chronic masturbation issue?

                            At what point does it become a "problem"?

                            I'm, um, asking for a friend…

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                            • SeulS
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                              Are you lending said (bald, ginger, British) friend a hand or?..

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                              • ChrisC
                                Chris
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                                If that were the case, I'd hardly need to lend a full hand, would I?

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                                • Megatron1505M
                                  Megatron1505
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                                  Jealous? Don't be, Texbitch doesn't have the brews of Belgbitch.

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  • SeulS
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                                    I'm kinda glad you said "brews" and not "skills"…

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                                    • harley daveH
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                                      i allso was a smoker mayber 6-8 roll ups a day one day we went for a job interview (myself and mrs a) i told them i didnt smoke and after the interview was outside having a rollup ,
                                      long story short(ish) we got the job in italy and on the way down there i had my last cigarette and said toi myself I WILL NEVER SMOKE AGAIN ,16 years later still not smoking ,its all mental you just have to say to yourself I WILL NOT SMOKE ,maybe have a packet of cigarettes in a draw /cupboard and say i could have one of those if i wanted to ,but i dont .
                                      like most things in life your mind controls your body .

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                                      • simoncS
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                                        I wish I could find the pic of the Philip Morris execs on their Party Boat all paid for by you Gav, but you get the picture, keep sponsoring their lavish lifestyle.

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                                        • J
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                                          As a guy who in the past few weeks has quit  few vices cold turkey, @harley dave has given stellar advice. I didn't shelter myself from them, just found other things to occupy my mind and body as cravings hit.

                                          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                          • georgeelG
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                                            I was an heavy smoker (40-50 a day, Marlboro soft pack). Then, about ten years ago, I quit. No particular reason. No cancer, no cough, no nothing. I had just broken my balls of all that dirt and bad smells.
                                            The day before 50, the day after 0.
                                            I agree 100 percent with Harley Dave: the great difficulty in quitting is an invention, a kind of superstition. No withdrawal symptoms, no panic, never lost a night's sleep. After 2 days I no longer thought about cigarettes. To quit is EASY. if I had known, I would have done much earlier.

                                            After 10 years, I sometimes dream about smoking. "What an idiot", I think in may dream, wearing the burning smell. Then I wake up, and smile.

                                            IH-888S-142OD

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