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[Megatron1505]

There are only 242 days left until Christmas  :o

[Giles]

PhotoFuckIt manages to piss me off again.  Yes for just 99cents, I can get rid of the ads…..Go feck yourself.....

_99 cents doesn't get you very far these days. Especially if you're looking to buy something extraordinary. So we weren't surprised by the shock when we announced that Photobucket now offers users an ad-free experience for just $0.99.

Yep, you read it right. An ad-free Photobucket costs only $0.99 making it the least expensive ad-free experience around. Sounds a little crazy, but it's true._

[Megatron1505]

Todays favourite sentence from the British tabloid press was published in an article provoking outrage over Pizza Express serving Halal chicken and not telling people about it.

"Outrage as chickens are slaughtered whilst still alive"

Man, I was crying with laughter in my works canteen 

[harley dave]

if its random ,my jelly was nice tonight

[Chris]

@Megatron1505:

"Outrage as chickens are slaughtered whilst still alive"

That's barbaric!  They should wait until the chickens are dead before they slaughter them!

Seriously, is the outrage because they're using a halal abattoir?  Just standard Islamaphobia?

[Megatron1505]

Yup, in the UK we have replaced both overt racism and political correctness with a kind of snide, pseudo racism which is thinly veiled as freedom of speech.

[mclaincausey]

In America, we think that freedom of speech constitutes complete insulation from the consequences of whatever we say, as long as we agree with the person saying it.

[4c]

Learned something new in class today: Cannibalism is the nonconsensual consumption of another human's body matter. And in the United States, there are NO laws against cannibalism. ???

Also supposedly human meat tastes like pork! Often called long pig… Ha!

[injunjack]

feck, a crotchblow in me 461s…

[Megatron1505]

Errrrr…...should anyone explain to Inoue at TCB why this is a bad name for their latest trouser? 

http://happyjeans.jp/tcb/2014/05/09/5976

[Cutlasshound]

Ha! Would give new meaning to the term "crotch blowout"

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[Megatron1505]

[derivative666]

@Cutlasshound:

Ha! Would give new meaning to the term "crotch blowout"

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That would be a sticky situation, he must have been working hands on

[Megatron1505]

Affectionately known as "Jizz Pants"

[Chris]

I bet seawolf would like a pair.  He's a big fan of seamen, right?

[4c]

@Megatron1505:

Errrrr…...should anyone explain to Inoue at TCB why this is a bad name for their latest trouser? 

http://happyjeans.jp/tcb/2014/05/09/5976

"I am glad for every reproduction, the difference in the color of the raw denim and seamen of their wear during's been open (happyjeans). "

[Megatron1505]

Raw denim and seamen, someones been visiting the Blue Oyster Bar 

[derivative666]

1 word SHARKNADO!!!!!

[madmonday]

That was 3 words

[mclaincausey]

Sharknado's a word?