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    • Megatron1505M
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      Todays favourite sentence from the British tabloid press was published in an article provoking outrage over Pizza Express serving Halal chicken and not telling people about it.

      "Outrage as chickens are slaughtered whilst still alive"

      Man, I was crying with laughter in my works canteen  😉

      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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      • harley daveH
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        if its random ,my jelly was nice tonight

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        • ChrisC
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          @Megatron1505:

          "Outrage as chickens are slaughtered whilst still alive"

          That's barbaric!  They should wait until the chickens are dead before they slaughter them!

          Seriously, is the outrage because they're using a halal abattoir?  Just standard Islamaphobia?

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          • Megatron1505M
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            Yup, in the UK we have replaced both overt racism and political correctness with a kind of snide, pseudo racism which is thinly veiled as freedom of speech.

            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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            • mclaincauseyM
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              In America, we think that freedom of speech constitutes complete insulation from the consequences of whatever we say, as long as we agree with the person saying it.

              Think it, be it.

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              • 4c4
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                Learned something new in class today: Cannibalism is the nonconsensual consumption of another human's body matter. And in the United States, there are NO laws against cannibalism. ???

                Also supposedly human meat tastes like pork! Often called long pig… Ha!

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                • injunjackI
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                  feck, a crotchblow in me 461s…

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                  • Megatron1505M
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                    Errrrr…...should anyone explain to Inoue at TCB why this is a bad name for their latest trouser?  😶

                    http://happyjeans.jp/tcb/2014/05/09/5976

                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                    • CutlasshoundC
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                      Ha! Would give new meaning to the term "crotch blowout"

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                      I ain't got time to bleed.

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                      • Megatron1505M
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                        😉

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • derivative666D
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                          @Cutlasshound:

                          Ha! Would give new meaning to the term "crotch blowout"

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                          That would be a sticky situation, he must have been working hands on

                          "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                          • Megatron1505M
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                            Affectionately known as "Jizz Pants"

                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            • ChrisC
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                              I bet seawolf would like a pair.  He's a big fan of seamen, right?

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                              • 4c4
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                                @Megatron1505:

                                Errrrr…...should anyone explain to Inoue at TCB why this is a bad name for their latest trouser?  😶

                                http://happyjeans.jp/tcb/2014/05/09/5976

                                "I am glad for every reproduction, the difference in the color of the raw denim and seamen of their wear during's been open (happyjeans). "

                                😞

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                                • Megatron1505M
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                                  Raw denim and seamen, someones been visiting the Blue Oyster Bar  😉

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  • derivative666D
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                                    1 word SHARKNADO!!!!!

                                    "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                    • madmondayM
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                                      That was 3 words

                                      head high, middle finger higher

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                                      • mclaincauseyM
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                                        Sharknado's a word?

                                        Think it, be it.

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                                          B flick produced by syfy channel. Epic in it's horrible premise and ridiculousness. A must see 🙂

                                          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                          • mclaincauseyM
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                                            Oh I know, I was just piling on the ballbreaking.

                                            Think it, be it.

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