Random Announcements

[seawolf]

Great job Eli! Looking good!

(I think I found about 5 of those kilograms under my shirt. Any chance you want them back?)

[Finn666]

well done Eli…

[summ3rhays]

Great job Seul!

[Peter]

i just now manually whipped some cream with a small fork in a plate. why? i really wanted an irish coffee..

[Snowy]

Lookin Good Eli!

[Megatron1505]

[Chris]

Starting up Megaardman Animations?

[mclaincausey]

Even though my iPhone can literally fit INSIDE the display area of this beast WITH ROOM, I am in love with Gargantua, my massive Windows Phone. As a lifelong Microsoft hater, this is a pleasant surprise.

[seanocono]

^If you're still in love in a couple weeks, I think that'll be the last push I need to jump ship.

[ohighyo]

Rapper severs penis, jumps off building
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html

Uhhhhhh…............

[Giles]

Classic….
"He is taken along with his recovered penis to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center"

[ohighyo]

If I were going to jump off a building and try to commit suicide, the last thought that would go through my head would be, "jeez, I think I should cut my dick off before i do this"

[Giles]

I don't know about you, but I can't think of anything that would induce to think "jeez, I think I should cut my dick off before I do this".

Maybe it's just me…..

[Seul]

One exception G: fucking Miley Cyrus. No matter how blunt the knife'd be, the dick would go…

[Chris]

If I cut my dick off, the very next thing I'd do would be to jump off a building and try to kill myself.  After all, is life worth living at that point?

[Chris]

Damn, Chick-fil-a nuggets are addictive.

[Chris]

Texas weather usually sucks, but today is really pretty.

[Chris]

I used to drink 16 oz Full Throttle energy drinks, but then I decided to try and cut some calories.  So I switched to 8 oz Red Bulls.  Now I drink twice as many.

[Chris]

This morning, my daughter told me I was going to turn into a squid.  What the hell goes on in the mind of a three year old?

[natehate]

@Seul:

One exception G: fucking Miley Cyrus. No matter how blunt the knife'd be, the dick would go…

you crazy
i'd smash that
HARD

one could even say i'd introduce her to my wrecking balls