Random Announcements

[Seul]

It's official: I have lost 10 kilograms since summer 2k13… I still look like a truckload of ugly that toppled and ended in a really ugly lake filled to the brim with really ugly fish, but at least there's less of me!..

[seawolf]

Great job Eli! Looking good!

(I think I found about 5 of those kilograms under my shirt. Any chance you want them back?)

[Finn666]

well done Eli…

[summ3rhays]

Great job Seul!

[Peter]

i just now manually whipped some cream with a small fork in a plate. why? i really wanted an irish coffee..

[Snowy]

Lookin Good Eli!

[Megatron1505]

[Chris]

Starting up Megaardman Animations?

[mclaincausey]

Even though my iPhone can literally fit INSIDE the display area of this beast WITH ROOM, I am in love with Gargantua, my massive Windows Phone. As a lifelong Microsoft hater, this is a pleasant surprise.

[seanocono]

^If you're still in love in a couple weeks, I think that'll be the last push I need to jump ship.

[ohighyo]

Rapper severs penis, jumps off building
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html

Uhhhhhh…............

[Giles]

Classic….
"He is taken along with his recovered penis to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center"

[ohighyo]

If I were going to jump off a building and try to commit suicide, the last thought that would go through my head would be, "jeez, I think I should cut my dick off before i do this"

[Giles]

I don't know about you, but I can't think of anything that would induce to think "jeez, I think I should cut my dick off before I do this".

Maybe it's just me…..

[Seul]

One exception G: fucking Miley Cyrus. No matter how blunt the knife'd be, the dick would go…

[Chris]

If I cut my dick off, the very next thing I'd do would be to jump off a building and try to kill myself.  After all, is life worth living at that point?

[Chris]

Damn, Chick-fil-a nuggets are addictive.

[Chris]

Texas weather usually sucks, but today is really pretty.

[Chris]

I used to drink 16 oz Full Throttle energy drinks, but then I decided to try and cut some calories.  So I switched to 8 oz Red Bulls.  Now I drink twice as many.

[Chris]

This morning, my daughter told me I was going to turn into a squid.  What the hell goes on in the mind of a three year old?