Japanese - Mispellings and Typos

[MikeC]

This is how they spell selvedge at Count Dracula's castle (spotted at Japanese thrift store in Brooklyn):

[Giles]

Looking through the Fall/Winter 2013 Anonymous Ism catalogue this morning.  Paula noticed that one of the socks that has reindeers on it, is called Deer Snow.

[Seul]

Deer Snow… I'm gonna start all my PMs to Snowy that way from now on... 

[Giles]

Deer Snow….

[Arabit]

IHF - 2013 Deer Snow Socks, only forum members can buy it.

[derivative666]

Sic

"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

[Snowy]

Oh snap, will 1 pair be enough? That's fantastic!

[mclaincausey]

I mentioned elsewhere that Google translates "selvedge" as "cell bitch."  Super happy fun times.

[RocknRoll]

More delightful google translation, this time explaining "nep".

Will weave the yarn section, and on the surface of the dough BBW can cameltoe smiled.
This is known as the NEP.
Can chunk and cameltoe are fiber-same cotton material, etc.
I think NEP would really appreciate your understanding as a natural earthy taste of hemp, flax, and cotton materials.

[Seul]

Nothing beats a smiling cameltoe. Or a winking one.

[Snowy]

A BBW cameltoe, no less!

[RocknRoll]

Indeed. I think nep would really appreciate your understanding.

[Chris]

When I saw this, I had to buy it.  I love that everything on it is wrong.

[mclaincausey]

Holy Christ!

[Seul]

Oh Calolina!..

[4c]

What does this mean? “Drag Game support Iron Racing” Do I just not get it or does it mean something? (Dose this game involve running while wearing jock straps and woman’s clothing?) –- Not my kind of game…
http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/auc-rodeo/item/ihsw-17/