Random Announcements
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congrats Eli!…
and to all my american friends, hope you guys had a great thanksgiving!?
just got back to germany last night, just to be able to celebrate thanksgiving along with my family today!
mum bought a big ass turkey and some ham and all the other goods (cornbread, colored greens, stuffing, sweet mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts with bacon, ...) will be made today...can't wait to get started!high on food I am
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Announcement/ Semi Rant
I just took delivery of one of the most beautiful items of clothing that it has ever been my pleasure to hold, and it does not fucking fit as I am currently in winter storage/ hibernation/ fatty mode.
Therefore I have decided to quadruple my alcohol budget for December. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
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Do my spidey senses tell me, that some bald fucker is going back on Whole 30?
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Absolutely…..........
............fucking not
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Gav is all about beer and books. I told him all the beer will give him a belly to rest his books on. Let's just hope looking like this is not in his future.
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And I repeat, everyone loves a jolly fat guy at this time of year, so take your "beach bod" and shove it Klein
Plus, you never looked better than you did in that picture
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That look can't be in his future. There's no way he has that much hair on his head.
Oooh, I forgot hair transplants! He could get those…
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Scientists discover a gene mutation that influences alcohol consumption, aka "The Seul gene".
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So they'll have to come up with some other name when they discover the gene for pigophilia…
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Seul might actually have been right all along… :o
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1st time skiing in 25 years. I spent 7 hours on the mountain non-stop. I was like a child in a candy store. It's amazing how it comes back to you like riding a bike. I am so exhausted and have jello legs. I haven't felt this good in years. I feel so alive.
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Seul might actually have been right all along… :o
Yep - monkey fucked a pig and here we are!..