Random Announcements
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Announcement/ Semi Rant
I just took delivery of one of the most beautiful items of clothing that it has ever been my pleasure to hold, and it does not fucking fit as I am currently in winter storage/ hibernation/ fatty mode.
Therefore I have decided to quadruple my alcohol budget for December. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
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Do my spidey senses tell me, that some bald fucker is going back on Whole 30?
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Absolutely…..........
............fucking not
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Gav is all about beer and books. I told him all the beer will give him a belly to rest his books on. Let's just hope looking like this is not in his future.
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And I repeat, everyone loves a jolly fat guy at this time of year, so take your "beach bod" and shove it Klein
Plus, you never looked better than you did in that picture
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That look can't be in his future. There's no way he has that much hair on his head.
Oooh, I forgot hair transplants! He could get those…
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Scientists discover a gene mutation that influences alcohol consumption, aka "The Seul gene".
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So they'll have to come up with some other name when they discover the gene for pigophilia…
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Seul might actually have been right all along… :o
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1st time skiing in 25 years. I spent 7 hours on the mountain non-stop. I was like a child in a candy store. It's amazing how it comes back to you like riding a bike. I am so exhausted and have jello legs. I haven't felt this good in years. I feel so alive.
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Seul might actually have been right all along… :o
Yep - monkey fucked a pig and here we are!..
