Random Announcements

[Megatron1505]

Announcement/ Semi Rant

I just took delivery of one of the most beautiful items of clothing that it has ever been my pleasure to hold, and it does not fucking fit as I am currently in winter storage/ hibernation/ fatty mode.

Therefore I have decided to quadruple my alcohol budget for December. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs 

[derivative666]

Do my spidey senses tell me, that some bald fucker is going back on Whole 30?

[Megatron1505]

Absolutely…..........

............fucking not 

[seawolf]

Well played Gav! You totally had me.

[derivative666]

Gav is all about beer and books. I told him all the beer will give him a belly to rest his books on. Let's just hope looking like this is not in his future.

[Megatron1505]

And I repeat, everyone loves a jolly fat guy at this time of year, so take your "beach bod" and shove it Klein 

Plus, you never looked better than you did in that picture 

[Chris]

That look can't be in his future.  There's no way he has that much hair on his head.

Oooh, I forgot hair transplants!  He could get those…

[Seul]

But he'll never look that refined…

Anyhow: 400 % beer budget?.. HEAR HEAR!..

[Chris]

Scientists discover a gene mutation that influences alcohol consumption, aka "The Seul gene".

[mclaincausey]

So they'll have to come up with some other name when they discover the gene for pigophilia…

[Seul]

Nah - it's covered under "Common Sense".

[Snowy]

2 more exams left for the year :O. Monday off work as TOIL :O.

[Graeme]

Seul might actually have been right all along… :o

http://www.macroevolution.net/human-origins.htm

[derivative666]

1st time skiing in 25 years. I spent 7 hours on the mountain non-stop. I was like a child in a candy store. It's amazing how it comes back to you like riding a bike. I am so exhausted and have jello legs. I haven't felt this good in years. I feel so alive.

[twin]

Just great D666. Keep on living it up you only go around once.

[emceeQ]

Now you've got me all excited to hit the slopes D666.  Guess I know what I'm doing next weekend now…

[Snowy]

Amazing D. Make sure you get lots of salts in you. Muscles going to make you feel alive tomorrow

[Seul]

@Graeme:

Seul might actually have been right all along… :o

http://www.macroevolution.net/human-origins.html

Yep - monkey fucked a pig and here we are!..

[ohighyo]

Paul walker died. Now i will never get to see fast and furious 114… Damn!!

[Seul]

Haha am I dreaming????????????????????????????????????

I put on the grey IHSH-20… Fondling the knife in the chest pocket... Until I see my Caly3 laying in front of me... What exactly am I fondling???

IT'S MY SEBENZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!