HWDC Event 1 - Gosport Chain Stitch Massacre
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G told me that you can't speed in the UK on highways because they have automated speed traps
Not strictly true. You can speed, you just need to know where feckin cameras are…
When we moved here, I did not know where they all were and got caught doing 35 in a 30 zone. I was sent an invitation to pay GBP100 to go on a "learn to drive better course" or face a fine and get 3 points added to my license. Once to get to 12, it's an automatic ban.... I elected to go on the course.
The first question they asked each of us criminals was what our driving experience was and where was our favourite place to drive. I answered Andros in The Bahamas because even if you do get caught by the one policeman who is sober, you only have to give him enough for his next beer and you get let off. Didn't go down very well....
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20 minutes and Captain Tron will be reporting for duty, hoping to join General G in an extraction operation of the Mega Beatle Bastards with extreme prejudice
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You'd love driving in Texas. I swear, speed limits are more or less optional and penalties for infractions are virtually inconsequential. On the other hand, we have one of the highest rates of drunk driving in the country, as well as one of the highest rates of uninsured/unlicensed driving. That's a bad combo.
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aww man. haven't been keeping track in IH forum. sorry gav kinda late but will miss this one! anything after sept and i'll definitely turn up!
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well, it ain't that bad if they've got warning signs just before the cameras. like in singapore. they have signs up and whoever's speeding just slows down before the cam.
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I just lost the will to live spending a whole afternoon at Ikea on a bastard bank holiday trying to find the appropriate rail for my Dawson Denim changing room curtain. Not easy for someone who can barely change a plug. Now I have a reason to live again. Can't wait for the next update. Gripped.
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Come to Germany to drive on our "Autobahn"
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I just lost the will to live spending a whole afternoon at Ikea on a bastard bank holiday trying to find the appropriate rail for my Dawson Denim changing room curtain. Not easy for someone who can barely change a plug. Now I have a reason to live again. Can't wait for the next update. Gripped.
Was there (Croydon) a couple of weeks ago, Danny - I feel your pain
Did you at least get a hotdog and fries on the way out? Less tasty since the horse meat scandal…
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I just lost the will to live spending a whole afternoon at Ikea on a bastard bank holiday trying to find the appropriate rail for my Dawson Denim changing room curtain. Not easy for someone who can barely change a plug. Now I have a reason to live again. Can't wait for the next update. Gripped.
Was there (Croydon) a couple of weeks ago, Danny - I feel your pain
Did you at least get a hotdog and fries on the way out? Less tasty since the horse meat scandal…
Yes, Croydon. The hotdogs were definitely lacking something now you mention it.
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Eggscellent. Great looking egg there mr and mrs GNP that's one dynamite kid jean too!
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How could such a cute kid come from such a troglodyte of a father?
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How could such a cute kid come from such a troglodyte of a father?
Have you seen your kids recently?
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I knew, knew that was going to be your response.
We are lucky men, in that our children favor their mothers, not their fathers…
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Giles is currently on the phone to TNT, this is the crunch call
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MBB's are incoming
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Caveat we hope
