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    • GilesG
      Giles
      IHUK Crew
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      Brilliant….

      Anti shit happens...

      It happened to me, Paula and Alex once on the way to Bahamas (all air mile tickets), we got bumped from economy, past premium economy and into Club, where there only 3 other people.

      Go figure.....

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • ChrisC
        Chris
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        Lemme get this straight- he's telling you he's gonna put you in Business Class for an international flight and you don't have to sit with your kids?  You're living my dream, dude…:)

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        • urbanwoodsmanU
          urbanwoodsman
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          Sounds like a perfect start to the day, RP.

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          • Morose_PenguinM
            Morose_Penguin
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            In "honour" of the Olympics (to try to grab as much money as possible from poor deluded fools). The Knutsford branch of the Galactic Empire has changed it's Sunday opening times until the 22nd of September… So in roughly 9 hours I start the much derided "Olympic Shift" - 9:00-5:30.

            Prospective customers don't seem to know about this wonderful new retail opportunity and so, after 4:00pm there is nothing to do. Attempts have been made by the rank and file to point out the futility of a Northen England supermarket trying to capitalise on an event that is happening in the South of England. Nothing doing... Hey Ho ;).

            (Thought this was a more appropriate thread than the London Olympic thread).

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            • J-IVJ
              J-IV
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              Got pulled over by the coppers after night of alcoholic mischief. Luckily, I was drunk enough drive my two buddies home.

              Three cop car seems too excessive don't you think? ::)

              I'm as ugly as you

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              • SeulS
                Seul
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                You drank three cop cars?..

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                • J-IVJ
                  J-IV
                  啓蒙家
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                  @Seul:

                  You drank three cop cars?..

                  About 5 shots of whiskey and a couple of wheat lager. That's if I remember correctly..Aha! 😉

                  I'm as ugly as you

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                  • rocketR
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                    ^at least you are alive…

                    in continuing with this:

                    @rocket:

                    think I have just talked F_dEx to pay me €300 + tax in compensation for a delayed sending, can not believe how easy that was, victims….  😉

                    after they had called me on Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday  😠  last week to say sorry about this. Got today a call where they asked if I would be at home today, so that they can deliver the sending (that I have in my hands since 7 days  ???) Told them that I already got it. Only to get another call somewhat later that the sending would be here in the next hour….. Shortly after I had a guy on the door that said something like" Hello Sir, I should deliver you a package today, that you are seem to be waiting for, but unfortunatly I can not find it in my truck"  😶 😶 😶 😶

                    seriously......

                    rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                    It's all humbug, like everywhere
                    R.I.P. Geo

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                    • Finn666F
                      Finn666
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                      omg…they serious about that? 😉

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                      • rocketR
                        rocket
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                        not sure, I asked them already about the amount of illegal drugs they seem to consume….

                        rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                        It's all humbug, like everywhere
                        R.I.P. Geo

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                        • Finn666F
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                          @rocket:

                          not sure, I asked them already about the amount of illegal drugs they seem to consume….

                          i guess you´re still waiting on that answer 😛

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                          • rocketR
                            rocket
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                            nah, I got an answer….  ::)

                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                            R.I.P. Geo

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                            • ChrisC
                              Chris
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                              Wow, that's fantastic.  You should have pitched a fit and demanded that they locate your package immediately.:)

                              And I think the question about drug use was well deserved…

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                              • rocketR
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                                actual thats far from fantastic  😉 could have done that easily, even the tracking still shows that the sending was not delivered….. but you can be sure we are not finished yet...

                                rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                R.I.P. Geo

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                                • Mild7M
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                                  you know what really grinds my gears…

                                  Finding some nice (potentially cheap) used denim for sale, only to realise later they have been hemmed 1 inch shorter than my absolute minumum length  😢

                                  http://www.ebay.com/itm/Strike-Gold-SG2105-Selvedge-Jeans-sz34-fit-like-36-Iron-Heart-Samurai-Flat-Head-/170894338173?pt=US_CSA_MC_Jeans&hash=item27ca18a87d

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                                  • urbanwoodsmanU
                                    urbanwoodsman
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                                    Yeah that sucks. They could of been shorter, but I cuffed.  😉

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                                    • Mild7M
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                                      ^^  hehe nice one.  Hope u like the free plug  😉

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                                      • injunjackI
                                        injunjack
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                                        feck

                                        Manitou, the bike, paralyzed on the way home last weekends rally, second time tis summer, never been acting up before…while trying to figure out what's wrong with it I noticed I had burnt huge hole in my 634S cuff in the exhaust, and kicked a 2 euro size whole in the leather of my steelcapped Chippewas while trying to start the fekkin' ride...

                                        Doh, sleeped 2 hours on the roadside while waiting pick-up, just to get back home to seriously super pissed off wife who nagged and ranted all evening...still doin' that. Life is SO great sometimes...  😠

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                                        • SeulS
                                          Seul
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                                          Damn mate… That's a fucking bummer, no way 'round it...

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                                          • Finn666F
                                            Finn666
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                                            Damn IJ…i think it´s time to find sth. where you can beat the living shit out of!...

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