Random Rants

[Morose_Penguin]

"The cover of this magazine I want is ripped, could you knock £1.00 off the price?"

No, but I'll wait patiently while you fetch another… etc etc.

[daynym]

Just took a look at cultizm. Theres an ad of lvc. Slogan: tribute to the biker.
Could be an IH slogan too. Furthermore they have a black overdyed 505.
Seems like the big L found some inspiration in our beloved label…

[Chris]

@Seul:

I also once had a customer follow up on his question on how much a box of cereals costed with "Why does it cost that much?"…

I thought of giving him a line of Socrates, maybe Aristoteles, but instead just turned around...

Why does cereal cost so much?  Pretty soon, stores will have to put the Cap'n Crunch in those locked cabinets like they do razor blades and cigarettes.

[Seul]

No idea - I don't eat that crap.

[Chris]

Elitist snob.

[Morose_Penguin]

Damn, to paraphrase Father Ted "There 're two 5 o'clocks in the day?".

How I hate summer, always seem to wake at the crack of dawn.

[Giles]

Morning…..

[Giles]

The continuing saga of the "I want a discount as a first time buyer" dude.  He's now started tweeting me…..

Just seen an Edwin made in Japan jacket reduced £150 your telling me there's no leeway when I bet the Jeans prod. cost is no more run $50

YAAAAAWWWWNNNNNN

[Seul]

I think the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runt" but I'll stick to "self entitled li'l twat"…

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[injunjack]

forward him to starter kit…isn't there a discount involved?

[Giles]

I already did….But the guy wants like 33% off.  Won't happen.

[Morose_Penguin]

Doesn't sound as though they want a 10% discount… Sounds more like they want to pay 25% of retail. :(.

[injunjack]

Idiot.

[Lucifer]

@Seul:

I think the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runt" but I'll stick to "self entitled li'l twat"…

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Twat? But he is neither warm nor deep…

I'll be here all week.

[injunjack]

fuuuuk, why do decent deals come up, just when you have spent hundreds on something else…grrrr

[Giles]

Guess he did not like not getting his own way….

Lol …price fixer....when the shtf which will happen ...you will be first down the pan...

[LandoCal126 0]

@Giles:

Guess he did not like not getting his own way….

Lol …price fixer....when the shtf which will happen ...you will be first down the pan...

This is what happens when IH Shit hits the fan…

Nothing

[hectic]

what a wanker

[Chris]

The word I'm thinking of is the term for a water based feminine hygiene product…

[jacoavlu]

I am secretly envious of such people, who don't seem to have the self awareness to realize what a douche they are. That or they just don't care. Either way it must be an easier way to go through life.