Quotes Worth Quoting

[urbanwoodsman]

"There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise"-Random

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@nerkg:

Note to self.
Self,
Don't wash new 75 dollar white tshirt with new 75 dollar indigo dyed tshirt.

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@Sugar:

@nemesisnow1200:

nice lookin tree/bush type thingy though

Spoken like a true horticulturalist!

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"Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde

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@Megatron1505:

"There's no cure for being a c**t"

Ain't that the truth.

[urbanwoodsman]

@LandoCal126:

@Megatron1505:

"There's no cure for being a c**t"

Ain't that the truth.

Game of thrones FTW

[Jpo1932]

"The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation."

[madmonday]

@injunjack:

Pee in them, or ask your buddy to do it if you can't. Let them soak a while

i had no idea, another that mad me laugh but i have to grab it.  will edit in a second

@urbanwoodsman:

I'm not into getting cat calls from dudes.

both things i had no idea about & funny as all hell no matter how you read them, nothing like getting a learning.

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@MikeC:

quality was super shitty.

[madmonday]

@Seul:

. . . I'd listen with a keen ear to those passionate and knowledgeable about beer… But please: don't put a sweaty, 300 lbs. nerd in front of me who has learned the jargon but couldn't actually separate a glass of injunjack's piss and a Karmeliet Tripel blindfolded...

fell out my chair laughing,  funny dude

[derivative666]

YOUR ATTITUDE, NOT YOUR APPITUDE, WILL DETERMINE YOUR ALTITUDE

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@Giles:

I love that Beaver

[urbanwoodsman]

The world will hear the roar of our engines. -Matthew Dickman

[urbanwoodsman]

@Giles:

I'm fecked if I can remember…..(Fret not Lando, Mme B will have it covered)...

[rocket]

@Megatron1505:

….I just like to stare at the stock room for an hour/ day or two.

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@hectic:

Holy fucking shit snacks, USPS tracking is doing my head in - my boots appear to have taken up residency in San Francisco.

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@hectic:

back in my day it was a quick chinese burn then a 20 mile bike ride home. We would throw rocks at Franky the local paedo and then we would play with matches while smoking second hand smoke. Ah, those were the days.

[Matt]

My 4 yr old niece Audrey:

"Daddy, your vagina is a hot dog."

[JCar2666]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

-Frank Sinatra

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"I don't think art is propaganda; it should be something that liberates the soul, provokes the imagination and encourages people to go further. It celebrates humanity instead of manipulating it." -Keith Haring