Quotes Worth Quoting

[Jestre]

[madmonday]

@Megatron1505:

Unpopular opinion alert

so matter of fact i might have to steal it & call it my own

[Finn666]

@LandoCal126:

Gotta love when a push notification comes in saying that you have money in your paypal. Mmmm!

@Giles:

Sure do, a smile on your face converts into one on mine about 10 mins later…....

great

[rocket]

[LandoCal126 0]

@Sugar:

The sun is shining, Sabbath is on the hi-fi and there's a Colombian coffee in my gut - life is good!

[urbanwoodsman]

Seriously, who is joking around with us. This has got to be a prank.

@Julius:

….dominated not by IQ but IH: Ignorant Halfwits!

[Seul]

Ignore. Don't feed the trolls. If he is real, I kinda pity him.

[madmonday]

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
— Ernest Hemingway

[urbanwoodsman]

"There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise"-Random

[LandoCal126 0]

@nerkg:

Note to self.
Self,
Don't wash new 75 dollar white tshirt with new 75 dollar indigo dyed tshirt.

[LandoCal126 0]

@Sugar:

@nemesisnow1200:

nice lookin tree/bush type thingy though

Spoken like a true horticulturalist!

[LandoCal126 0]

"Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde

[LandoCal126 0]

@Megatron1505:

"There's no cure for being a c**t"

Ain't that the truth.

[urbanwoodsman]

@LandoCal126:

@Megatron1505:

"There's no cure for being a c**t"

Ain't that the truth.

Game of thrones FTW

[Jpo1932]

"The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation."

[madmonday]

@injunjack:

Pee in them, or ask your buddy to do it if you can't. Let them soak a while

i had no idea, another that mad me laugh but i have to grab it.  will edit in a second

@urbanwoodsman:

I'm not into getting cat calls from dudes.

both things i had no idea about & funny as all hell no matter how you read them, nothing like getting a learning.

[LandoCal126 0]

@MikeC:

quality was super shitty.

[madmonday]

@Seul:

. . . I'd listen with a keen ear to those passionate and knowledgeable about beer… But please: don't put a sweaty, 300 lbs. nerd in front of me who has learned the jargon but couldn't actually separate a glass of injunjack's piss and a Karmeliet Tripel blindfolded...

fell out my chair laughing,  funny dude

[derivative666]

YOUR ATTITUDE, NOT YOUR APPITUDE, WILL DETERMINE YOUR ALTITUDE

[LandoCal126 0]

@Giles:

I love that Beaver