Quotes Worth Quoting

LandoCal126 0

@Sugar:

The sun is shining, Sabbath is on the hi-fi and there's a Colombian coffee in my gut - life is good!

urbanwoodsman

Seriously, who is joking around with us. This has got to be a prank.

@Julius:

….dominated not by IQ but IH: Ignorant Halfwits!

Seul

Ignore. Don't feed the trolls. If he is real, I kinda pity him.

madmonday

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
— Ernest Hemingway

urbanwoodsman

"There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise"-Random

LandoCal126 0

@nerkg:

Note to self.
Self,
Don't wash new 75 dollar white tshirt with new 75 dollar indigo dyed tshirt.

LandoCal126 0

@Sugar:

@nemesisnow1200:

nice lookin tree/bush type thingy though

Spoken like a true horticulturalist!

LandoCal126 0

"Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde

LandoCal126 0

@Megatron1505:

"There's no cure for being a c**t"

Ain't that the truth.

urbanwoodsman

@LandoCal126:

@Megatron1505:

"There's no cure for being a c**t"

Ain't that the truth.

Game of thrones FTW

Jpo1932

"The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation."

madmonday

@injunjack:

Pee in them, or ask your buddy to do it if you can't. Let them soak a while

~~i had no idea, another that mad me laugh but i have to grab it. will edit in a second~~

@urbanwoodsman:

I'm not into getting cat calls from dudes.

both things i had no idea about & funny as all hell no matter how you read them, nothing like getting a learning.

LandoCal126 0

@MikeC:

quality was super shitty.

madmonday

@Seul:

. . . I'd listen with a keen ear to those passionate and knowledgeable about beer… But please: don't put a sweaty, 300 lbs. nerd in front of me who has learned the jargon but couldn't actually separate a glass of injunjack's piss and a Karmeliet Tripel blindfolded...

fell out my chair laughing, funny dude