Quotes Worth Quoting
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Well my usual mailman is the best bloke in the world… But since he stopped working because of a fecked knee, there have been a slew of temps and replacements and boy oh boy do I want to meet the guy who agrees on hiring this collection of illiterate chavs, drunks and basically guys who wouldn't be able to get a palstic duck out of a dry pond...
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. . . . this is as dangerous as giving Jestre an axe, extending your leg and then insult his mother…
priceless really
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Gotta love when a push notification comes in saying that you have money in your paypal. Mmmm!
Sure do, a smile on your face converts into one on mine about 10 mins later…....
great
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@Sugar:
The sun is shining, Sabbath is on the hi-fi and there's a Colombian coffee in my gut - life is good!
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Seriously, who is joking around with us. This has got to be a prank.
@Julius:
….dominated not by IQ but IH: Ignorant Halfwits!
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There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
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"There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise"-Random
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Note to self.
Self,
Don't wash new 75 dollar white tshirt with new 75 dollar indigo dyed tshirt. -
@Sugar:
nice lookin tree/bush type thingy though
Spoken like a true horticulturalist!
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"Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde
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"There's no cure for being a c**t"
Ain't that the truth.
Game of thrones FTW
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"The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation."
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Pee in them, or ask your buddy to do it if you can't. Let them soak a while
i had no idea, another that mad me laugh but i have to grab it. will edit in a secondI'm not into getting cat calls from dudes.
both things i had no idea about & funny as all hell no matter how you read them, nothing like getting a learning.
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quality was super shitty.
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. . . I'd listen with a keen ear to those passionate and knowledgeable about beer… But please: don't put a sweaty, 300 lbs. nerd in front of me who has learned the jargon but couldn't actually separate a glass of injunjack's piss and a Karmeliet Tripel blindfolded...
fell out my chair laughing, funny dude
