Quotes Worth Quoting

[Seul]

Duck, and cover…

[Giles]

Duck or Grouse…...

[Blackheart]

Duck and Famous Grouse…

[hectic]

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.”

William Gibson

[Blackheart]

Well that explains my week at work…

[hectic]

It deeply resonates with me too

[alcatraz]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[FurattoHeddo]

Steve Jobs: "Death is the single best invention of Life"

From a speech he gave at Stanford in 2005, read it in it's entirety here: http://tinyurl.com/6gm94uw

[alcatraz]

Eggs & bacon…..
A days work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.

[Giles]

Some of my favourite from Geo

Rocket science isn't feckin rocket science

Cancel the feckin Aero A2, I won't feckin need it now

You run an airport pick-up service too? Excellent . . . thanks

well COULD be crap . . . but i really do have exquisite taste . . .

OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you 

Hahahahaha, that's feckin brilliant

I'll even give you the keys to the wine cellar

[rocket]

[bagley920]

I have a tattoo on the inside of my right arm that reads "If I am not I, who will be?"

Try to live my life that exact way

[madmonday]

"Living is more a question of what one spends than what one makes."
-Marcel Duchamp

[Giles]

"I think I've had a stroke since then".  My mother in law, 3 minutes ago

[Megatron1505]

"Look at all these apples on the floor, do you think someone eat all the toffee off a load of toffee apples, and just left the apples here?" Said by Mini, in all seriousness, when stood under an apple tree 

[DougNg]

"Want to pick up your teeth with broken fingers, fucker?"

From another forum, but I routinely use it as of late

[Finn666]

@DougNg:

"Want to pick up your teeth with broken fingers, fucker?"

From another forum, but I routinely use it as of late

sufu?

[DougNg]

Nah, it was a knife collectors forum

[Finn666]

ah ok…and i thought it was from the actual "fight" on superfuture's worst waywt thread

[Chris]

Sufu would be more profane, and possibly include a comment about your lack of sexual prowess.