Quotes Worth Quoting

[Seul]

That's the quote that pins me down exàctly!..

[redsox78]

I'm a Uni lecturer so I always liked

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education" 

[alcatraz]

" I never apologise. I'm sorry but that's the way I am"

Homer Simpson

[derivative666]

^very nice

[Blackheart]

"Not all ideas conceived with whiskey and hunting buddies turn out to be good ones."

Lindsey Galloway / BBC News

[Beatle]

why not ?

[Blackheart]

Was from an article about marching ducks at a hotel in Memphis, TN…Look it up, BBC News/England.

[Chris]

The Peabody ducks are world famous.  Definitely a fun, albeit slightly ridiculous, thing to see if you're ever in Memphis.

Generally speaking, though, alcohol and firearms are just a disaster waiting to happen…

[Blackheart]

True, ask any duck…!

[Seul]

Duck, and cover…

[Giles]

Duck or Grouse…...

[Blackheart]

Duck and Famous Grouse…

[hectic]

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.”

William Gibson

[Blackheart]

Well that explains my week at work…

[hectic]

It deeply resonates with me too

[alcatraz]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[FurattoHeddo]

Steve Jobs: "Death is the single best invention of Life"

From a speech he gave at Stanford in 2005, read it in it's entirety here: http://tinyurl.com/6gm94uw

[alcatraz]

Eggs & bacon…..
A days work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.

[Giles]

Some of my favourite from Geo

Rocket science isn't feckin rocket science

Cancel the feckin Aero A2, I won't feckin need it now

You run an airport pick-up service too? Excellent . . . thanks

well COULD be crap . . . but i really do have exquisite taste . . .

OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you 

Hahahahaha, that's feckin brilliant

I'll even give you the keys to the wine cellar

[rocket]