Quotes Worth Quoting

[rocket]

[bagley920]

I have a tattoo on the inside of my right arm that reads "If I am not I, who will be?"

Try to live my life that exact way

[madmonday]

"Living is more a question of what one spends than what one makes."
-Marcel Duchamp

[Giles]

"I think I've had a stroke since then".  My mother in law, 3 minutes ago

[Megatron1505]

"Look at all these apples on the floor, do you think someone eat all the toffee off a load of toffee apples, and just left the apples here?" Said by Mini, in all seriousness, when stood under an apple tree 

[DougNg]

"Want to pick up your teeth with broken fingers, fucker?"

From another forum, but I routinely use it as of late

[Finn666]

@DougNg:

"Want to pick up your teeth with broken fingers, fucker?"

From another forum, but I routinely use it as of late

sufu?

[DougNg]

Nah, it was a knife collectors forum

[Finn666]

ah ok…and i thought it was from the actual "fight" on superfuture's worst waywt thread

[Chris]

Sufu would be more profane, and possibly include a comment about your lack of sexual prowess.

[Giles]

"There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing".  Sir Ranulph Fiennes

[Katsushin]

The other day a guy I know came in with an almost brand new pair of Busters on.  They were in mint condition except the side of one of the knees was totally torn through in an almost  perfect circle.  I then asked him how he ripped through the knee of his brand new pants.  He said he had no idea, and I said "really, no idea'?, to which he replied…

"If you tear a hole in a brand new pair of Iron Hearts, you either remember every detail of what happened, or you wake up with it  and have no clue what happened..."

[derivative666]

^wise words

[LandoCal126 0]

Instant classic but the best is in the ending.

@deadendpro:

so recently i found my very first first first crush on facebook from wayyyy back when i was in kinder. It occurred to me upon seeing her that she really did shape a lot of my preferences throughout the years as to which type of ladies i found most attractive. I did a quick mental history and came to the conclusion that around half of the girls i ever had crushes on growing up had at least one attribute that this one had as well. Anyways, its nice to know that she is doing well, but damn! she has a kid who is turning 6 soon!!!!  ehhh, could be worse, i mean, it coulda been mine  ;)[/i]

[ADDIC]

I'm what time and circumstance made me.

[LandoCal126 0]

@Seul:

7 bucks?.. Jesus lapdancing christ!..

[LandoCal126 0]

@demonito:

give me offers i might bite it

[rocket]

@Giles:

…I am a Japanese....

didn't know this 

[Giles]

Damn - post now fixed…....

[rocket]

why, there might be some truth in it…