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      I was walking to school when two dudes on bikes rode past me, on their way by I caught a glimpse of their conversation…

      "dude, have you noticed that when girls are by themselves they are never smiling?"

      It was so profound at the time that I decided to remember it.  Actually holds true from what I can see, but I also have a scowl on my face most times anyway, so I can't criticize.

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        MikeC
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        Ohh, on the train, why did you send my monkey on the train?

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          MikeC
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          FYI to the ladies who enjoy a good scowl face everyday, it causes wrinkles….

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          • DougNgD
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            Cat is back home and healthy. Miraculous recovery overnight. We were ready to say out goodbyes today

            I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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            • hecticH
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              nice, man. pleased for you.

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              • SeulS
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                Great news, D!..

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                • injunjackI
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                  Seuls got a new piglet.

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                  • SeulS
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                    Not new to me, just to you  😉

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                    • joesaintjohnJ
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                      Good to hear, Doug.

                      Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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                        @DougNg:

                        Cat is back home and healthy. Miraculous recovery overnight. We were ready to say out goodbyes today

                        Wonderful, glad to hear its ok

                        Cheers,
                        David

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                        • DougNgD
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                          Thanks for all the well wishes and good vibes sent. He's still on the mend, but it's nice to have Nom Nom home

                          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                          • Megatron1505M
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                            Great news Doug.

                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                              great news Doug and also happy to hear that the 2k spended weren't "wasted" in the end…
                              Nom Nom is a great and also funny name though 🙂

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                                I dropped my phone in the toilet last night (toilet was clean), but I was quick and dried it off fast. Currently there are no ill effects. Just dodged a $500 bullet.

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                                • derivative666D
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                                  ^if it acts up put it is a ziplock bag of rice for 24 hours. The rice will absorb all the moisture.

                                  "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                    @MikeC:

                                    I dropped my phone in the toilet last night (toilet was clean), but I was quick and dried it off fast. Currently there are no ill effects. Just dodged a $500 bullet.

                                    oh man what a luck, a friend dropped the business phone while chatting and doing her business on the toilet, man we were laughing so hard as she flushed it to the rats. good to hear yours still works. good advice from d666

                                    Cheers,
                                    David

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                                    • daynymD
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                                      Been on a party yesterday.  Have been called "Rockabilly" and one guy tried to give me advice saying: "Next time better no double-denim!"

                                      Me: I don´t give a fuck. Would of been wearing a denim shirt too, if I´ve got one…

                                      why so serious?

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                                      • Finn666F
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                                        yo Felix, fuck them guys!…

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                                        • natehateN
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                                          Get to work busy day and one of my main coolers goes down hard. Can we say cluster fuck!

                                          don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                                            OK.  So we get to the Hotel to dump our stuff at 07:00.  We can't get into our room until 14:00, so we decide to wander the streets for a while.  I decide that I need to sort some stuff out online.  No problemmo, we'll find a Starbucks and get free wifi.  We order coffees sit down and start the free wifi registration process.  I have access to the Starbucks network to register my user name and password.  Great, done that.  Now what?  Answer: "Please check your email and click on the link in the email we have sent you to complete the registration process".  You dumb fucks, I dont have access to the feckin internet, how am I supposed to check my feckin email.  That's the whole feckin point and that's why I'm here drinking your feckin pisswater?  Jeez.

                                            Back at the hotel now, contemplating a beer…...

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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