Random Rants

[MikeC]

Why do all women in the northeast of the USA have eternal bitch faces on.  Smile ya dumbfucks…..

[Jestre]

Because they've dated me at some point in their lives.

[MikeC]

^love this dude.

[Guest]

I was walking to school when two dudes on bikes rode past me, on their way by I caught a glimpse of their conversation…

"dude, have you noticed that when girls are by themselves they are never smiling?"

It was so profound at the time that I decided to remember it.  Actually holds true from what I can see, but I also have a scowl on my face most times anyway, so I can't criticize.

[MikeC]

Ohh, on the train, why did you send my monkey on the train?

[MikeC]

FYI to the ladies who enjoy a good scowl face everyday, it causes wrinkles….

[DougNg]

Cat is back home and healthy. Miraculous recovery overnight. We were ready to say out goodbyes today

[hectic]

nice, man. pleased for you.

[Seul]

Great news, D!..

[injunjack]

Seuls got a new piglet.

[Seul]

Not new to me, just to you 

[joesaintjohn]

Good to hear, Doug.

[davito]

@DougNg:

Cat is back home and healthy. Miraculous recovery overnight. We were ready to say out goodbyes today

Wonderful, glad to hear its ok

[DougNg]

Thanks for all the well wishes and good vibes sent. He's still on the mend, but it's nice to have Nom Nom home

[Megatron1505]

Great news Doug.

[Finn666]

great news Doug and also happy to hear that the 2k spended weren't "wasted" in the end…
Nom Nom is a great and also funny name though

[MikeC]

I dropped my phone in the toilet last night (toilet was clean), but I was quick and dried it off fast. Currently there are no ill effects. Just dodged a $500 bullet.

[derivative666]

^if it acts up put it is a ziplock bag of rice for 24 hours. The rice will absorb all the moisture.

[davito]

@MikeC:

I dropped my phone in the toilet last night (toilet was clean), but I was quick and dried it off fast. Currently there are no ill effects. Just dodged a $500 bullet.

oh man what a luck, a friend dropped the business phone while chatting and doing her business on the toilet, man we were laughing so hard as she flushed it to the rats. good to hear yours still works. good advice from d666

[daynym]

Been on a party yesterday.  Have been called "Rockabilly" and one guy tried to give me advice saying: "Next time better no double-denim!"

Me: I don´t give a fuck. Would of been wearing a denim shirt too, if I´ve got one…