Random Rants

[Guest]

@Megatron1505:

Never, ever, ever using Royal Mail to ship to the US again, absolute pirates and liars.

whats happened?

[Megatron1505]

Website quote for shipping - £12, Actual Post Office Price £24 

[MikeC]

Why do all women in the northeast of the USA have eternal bitch faces on.  Smile ya dumbfucks…..

[Jestre]

Because they've dated me at some point in their lives.

[MikeC]

^love this dude.

[Guest]

I was walking to school when two dudes on bikes rode past me, on their way by I caught a glimpse of their conversation…

"dude, have you noticed that when girls are by themselves they are never smiling?"

It was so profound at the time that I decided to remember it.  Actually holds true from what I can see, but I also have a scowl on my face most times anyway, so I can't criticize.

[MikeC]

Ohh, on the train, why did you send my monkey on the train?

[MikeC]

FYI to the ladies who enjoy a good scowl face everyday, it causes wrinkles….

[DougNg]

Cat is back home and healthy. Miraculous recovery overnight. We were ready to say out goodbyes today

[hectic]

nice, man. pleased for you.

[Seul]

Great news, D!..

[injunjack]

Seuls got a new piglet.

[Seul]

Not new to me, just to you 

[joesaintjohn]

Good to hear, Doug.

[davito]

@DougNg:

Cat is back home and healthy. Miraculous recovery overnight. We were ready to say out goodbyes today

Wonderful, glad to hear its ok

[DougNg]

Thanks for all the well wishes and good vibes sent. He's still on the mend, but it's nice to have Nom Nom home

[Megatron1505]

Great news Doug.

[Finn666]

great news Doug and also happy to hear that the 2k spended weren't "wasted" in the end…
Nom Nom is a great and also funny name though

[MikeC]

I dropped my phone in the toilet last night (toilet was clean), but I was quick and dried it off fast. Currently there are no ill effects. Just dodged a $500 bullet.

[derivative666]

^if it acts up put it is a ziplock bag of rice for 24 hours. The rice will absorb all the moisture.