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    • AnesthetistA
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      @EdH the urethral dilators in the cysto room are “sounds” so I’m thinking you’re right. Not gonna look it up either 😂

      IG: bluehandsslim

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      • GilesG
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        I did 😞

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          By the way, I have just bought one of these. I am not loaning it out though, despite it being IP67 rated......
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          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • ?
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            @Giles for G use only

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            • EdHE
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              I'm just trying to figure out if G's last post is related in any way to the one that immediately preceded it...

              Take the dive...

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              • endoE
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                looks like, but here PLEASE not 'no pics or it didn't happen'

                si tacuisses

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                • steelworkerS
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                  @EdH I'm afraid so. On the bright side its more compact than the dick light they used on me

                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                  Well, I have others.

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                  • steelworkerS
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                    Congratulations to my UK friends on the coronation of King Charles

                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                    Well, I have others.

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                    • SeulS
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                      @steelworker said in Random Announcements:

                      Congratulations to my UK friends on the coronation of King Charles

                      Oh we're still talking dicks?..

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                      • KasiK
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                        Definitely talking dicks 🍆

                        The world's insane
                        While you drink champagne
                        And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                        • MattM
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                          • EdHE
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                            Cheers @steelworker I can’t defend rationally the principle that your head of state be whoever came out of a particular vagina first, but I think that having someone apolitical be the glue that binds the constitution together has served us well, and is a better alternative than have that be a partisan appointment or representative.

                            Take the dive...

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                            • endoE
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                              princes (then) sharing a joke

                              si tacuisses

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                              • todyT
                                tody
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                                @endo Sorry to be the dumb one here - I only get it 2/3. Who's the guy in the middle?

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                                • endoE
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                                  IDK myself @tody, guess some 'celebrity', the brits should know.

                                  si tacuisses

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                                  • goosehdG
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                                    @endo Had to look it up because I didn’t know who it was and still really don’t: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chico_Slimani

                                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                    • endoE
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                                      thanks @goosehd I just posted it, cos I thought someone who’s having a laugh with Ozzy can‘t be a complete prick, maybe

                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • Tago MagoT
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                                        @endo I‘d respectfully disagree on the basis that there are bound to be pictures of Ozzy next to his laughing wife Sharon

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                                        • I
                                          IrishHeart
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                                          @tody Chico - a long since forgotten Z list celebrity from one of the reality singing contests from back in the day. Haven’t seen him in years.

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                                          • todyT
                                            tody
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                                            @IrishHeart @endo Ok, so there was a bit of over-interpretation from my side. I thought that between the Prince of Wales and the Prince of darkness there was a third nickname involved…

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