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    • SeulS
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      My mate works as head of a private security firm in a prison for, well, crazies… They caught a guy fucking a chicken yesterday… They keep 'm around for therapeutic means... Guess the chicken will indeed need some fucking therapy...

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      • FinksterF
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        • GraemeG
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          • ChrisC
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            I've begun restoring two old sewing machines that I've had for a while out in the garage.  Yesterday, I looked up their serial numbers online to get information for parts. One was manufactured in 1904, the other in 1892.  Both still work just fine.  I love well made things.

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            • GilesG
              Giles
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              Brilliant….

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • WinchyW
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                We have @Sam/IH in the house….visiting us from North Carolina. The shopping has begun in earnest....

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                • GilesG
                  Giles
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                  BOOM.

                  Proud Dad announcement.

                  The diving company that @Alex is now part owner of, has won the contract to provide dive 24x7 dive support to the dredging that needs to be undertaken for the arrival of our new 65,000 tonne aircraft carriers…..

                  Given that Portsmouth dockyards was a major target in WWII, that is likely to mean a shit load of unexploded ordinance to be identified and removed

                  http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/defence/fareham-firm-awarded-31m-for-portsmouth-aircraft-carrier-dredging-project-1-6823596

                  Now all we need is some planes to put on the feckers.....  😃 😃

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • Madame ButtonflyM
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                    What a great week so far:  @ROman (was Sam/IH) from North Carolina here yesterday, @Jett129 from New York here today, both lovely guys and we're so delighted and honoured that they made time during their respective visits to come down to Gosport!  Giles is currently at the pub with @Cutlasshound and on Saturday we're joining @GingerMagician for birthday celebration drinks in London.  And then great news from @Alex today.

                    Big smiles all round  😘

                    AKA Mrs G

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                    • J
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                      Truly felt like I had entered Denim Heaven today. Pictures to follow.–Jett

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                      • rocketR
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                        congrats @Alex

                        rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                        It's all humbug, like everywhere
                        R.I.P. Geo

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                        • GraemeG
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                          Scientists might have found a ringworld orbiting a star 1500 light years away.

                          OK, it's only a hypothesis, but it's far more interesting than a trail of comets being bumped into orbit around the star by a passing stellar object.

                          So does @Giles or @Haraki-san hold the rights to sell Iron Heart to extra-terrestrials? 😉

                          And congratulations to @Alex too. Try not to set off any unexploded ordnance whilst you're down there!

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                          • GraemeG
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                            And in other ground-breaking news, it's theorised that the Dutch and Belgians won independence from the Spanish because of beer!

                            Swinnen suggested that the Low Countries (Holland and Belgium) won their independence from the Spanish because of beer. They financed their armies from beer tax, while the Spanish relied on tax on silver. The beer won.

                            The last sentence could be @Seul's motto. 😉

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                            • AlexA
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                              Thank you, guys.

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                              • SeulS
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                                @Graeme:

                                The last sentence could be @Seul's motto. 😉

                                Might make that me signature… BEER WON!..

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                                • SimonS
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                                  @Giles:

                                  BOOM.

                                  Proud Dad announcement.

                                  The diving company that @Alex is now part owner of, has won the contract to provide dive 24x7 dive support to the dredging that needs to be undertaken for the arrival of our new 65,000 tonne aircraft carriers…..

                                  Given that Portsmouth dockyards was a major target in WWII, that is likely to mean a shit load of unexploded ordinance to be identified and removed

                                  http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/defence/fareham-firm-awarded-31m-for-portsmouth-aircraft-carrier-dredging-project-1-6823596

                                  Now all we need is some planes to put on the feckers.....  😃 😃

                                  That's good news Giles, nice contract. I know the've been working on that one for a long while.

                                  Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities - Frank Lloyd Wright

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    Boom - literally…..

                                    We've bust the loom that makes the UHR (21/23oz) denim.

                                    We are not sure if it can be fixed.  We'll find out in a week or two.

                                    If it can't, then the UHR jeans we left, will be the last.....

                                    On the basis that it was me who urged us to remake the 21/23, I guess I'm persona non grata atm.....

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • BloodnThunderB
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                                      So….  You're saying anyone that has ever considered a UHR purchase should pull the trigger ASAP?

                                      IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                      • GilesG
                                        Giles
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                                        If you want to guarantee getting one, yes.  I hope, really hope that the loom can be fixed, but we just don't know…..

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • BloodnThunderB
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                                          IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                          • den1mheadD
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                                            @rocket and @davito absolutely and consistently smash it out of the park in whatever it is they wear.

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