Random Announcements
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Woke up this morning with the migraine from hell. Went to Target to get some Excedrin with my dog since he's been super sweet and keeping me company while I wished death upon myself
Lady Scared of Dog: Omigod, is that dog allowed in here?!?
Doug: looks up at ceiling (it was the first thing that came into my head): he's my seeing eye dog
Lady: ohBut…I continue to go with it...
Doug: Is this the reading eyeglass section?
Lady: No...it's a beautiful dog
Doug: I WOULDN'T KNOW!!! I'M BLIND!!!You would think that I've already guaranteed my place in hell...but nooooo...
Doug: Can you do me a favor? What color is he?
Lady: Silent and embarrassedAnd because I'm a total asshole...
Doug: C'mon Hex, lets go for a drive (as I'm bumping into everything possible)
PS-I didn't get my Excedrin
PPS-seeing eye dogs have special harnesses and a giant sign on them that says "Service Animal" -
PPS-seeing eye dogs have special harnesses and a giant sign on them that says "Service Animal"
You can actually buy those vests on amazon. They have velcro labels for pretty much every type of service animal, including "emotional support animal," K9 Unit, etc. My brother got me one for my english bulldog (with just the "service dog" label). I've only had the balls to use it once. I took him to a hardware store. My dog started rearranging the merchandise. I tried to pass it off like he was in training but I really couldn't keep a straight face.
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doug, i feel with you!
got migrane as well but thankfully mostly in mai/june:
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here is my dog:
taa
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Hilarious ng.
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I could do that, too.
Well, before I had kids, at least. Now I don't need an alarm because they're up and screaming like hellspawn before 8 every morning.
I also would happily stay up until 2 am every day, but that's unrealistic, since I am no longer in college and have to act like a responsible adult. Mostly.
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I'm a night owl and a morning person. I think the clinical term is "insomniac."
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I'm simultaneously disappointed and relieved that the Triple Works shirts I like best are unavailable in my size.
A sale like this is a rare treat for those that can take advantage of it. Phenomenal shirts at unbeatable prices.
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My Lofgrens await me at the post office. Can't wait to scoop them in the morning!
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mine too. pickin up in an hour… customs wasn't that bad honestly i was prepared for quite a bit more
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Anonymous Ism, WWWorks tee, and some antiqued brass buckles for the Road Champs courtesy of VEB. Good to be back home!
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Word!
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I just picked up my Lofgrens expecting to pay $60 of duty on them, and I was at the post office so early that the front desk wasn't open. Either they forgot to charge me, or they just don't do it when you get it straight out of the parcel room. Score!
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Having a Beloch and his fucking staff moment
:o(Intrigued to see who gets this).
