Random Announcements
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So a few months ago, I was laying down an insecticide fog in my front yard. For those that are not familiar with this device, it takes a liquid insecticide, heats it up as it passes through the nozzle, and a thick, heavy fog comes out of the front. It looks like a huge cigar cloud
So I wait until all the little kids have cleared the street (it's not good for people) for dinner, and my front yard looks like the aftermath of a warzone. You can't see three feet in front of you.
Now you have to picture this: a moderately muscular dude, long shaggy hair, wearing only flip flops and shorts, and a WWII style gas mask, with what looks like a flamethrower in his hand and a huge, thick fog in the front yard. It's a deserted street as well. It's right out of a horror movie
Behind me as I'm getting the edges of my house, I hear a "cack cack" sound. I have to wave around my hand to see what the hell is that behind me, and it's my ditzy neighbor walking her dog right through the middle of the fog
She goes "what is that?"
I have to lift off the heavy mask I'm wearing and go "insect and dog poison"
She goes "OH SHIT", runs all the way across the park that my house faces…
Cuts back sharply...
And winds up two doors down from me, where the edge of the fog is still getting to
Darwin award contestant
As the story continues, a couple weeks ago, while I was testing out my new gas generator for the house in preparation for the hurricane, she passes by with her dog, and goes "can you run that thing indoors?"
She seriously wants to kill that dog, I tell ya
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as some of you guys know, im on holiday at London and Paris. here's pictures of 2 castles i went just now. Chambord and Cheverny. (not sure if i spelt the names correctly) anyway the castles are beautiful and the 2nd one have got a noble family living in it. just wondering how much these castles would cost….
here's chambord castle
here's cheverny castle
pardon my picture quality. all taken using iPhone.
and if i posted on the wrong thread, sorry. i just thought its like an announcement i went to these castles and would like to share pictures of these 2 beautiful buildings. -
Poor Alex… Weeeeeeee 816!..
Good mail today... New pictures to add to packages (collect them all!) NSFW
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h429/Seul666/Seul666b/P1170761.jpg
And I don't have to pay any taxes due to overtime being so heavily taxed:
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this is for all the ppl who got a tad caught out by my post in the 49 thread,,,im just kinda bored with the old internet thing,,,i used to build/fix/install computers as a hobby/spare change earner,,,,,,,,,aint happened fer a while,,,think most folks prefer lappys now rather than full on towers >:(,,,,,,,,and after a while a need a fix …makes the old gray matter tick over,,,,im just gonna be in the background,,ill still post,,ill still answer pms,,,fear not likkle ones ,,,i aint going anywhere,,,im just taking a break
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Enjoy the break nem…
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just an fyi….if you wear 30 waist in the 634 cut i'm gonna be letting a bunch of pairs go soon. I've decided I need a pair of the raw beatles and i need to make some room. if you are interested let me know.
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Today, I will mainly be inserting random references to awesome 80's movies into all my posts, already covered Back To The Future and Ghostbusters. Stay vigilant, and remember that it's all in the reflexes.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Today, I will mainly be inserting random references to awesome 80's movies into all my posts, already covered Back To The Future and Ghostbusters. Stay vigilant, and remember that it's all in the reflexes.
This is bad, man. I got bad vibes here.
