Postings that never ever happend…

[neph93]

Things I didn't post on IHUK's Instagram account:

Phrasing to avoid unless you're writing pornography: "I find shiny tips satisfying".

[neph93]

To be fair I could read innuendo into washing instructions [emoji28]

[louisbosco]

just the tip 

[rocket]

[Alex]

@Sam ^

[louisbosco]

[bryaneidins70]

Just post them to wherever in the world.. if I'm paying! You still have to go to the bloody post office, whether its Kentucky or Kuala Lumper.

[Chris]

But I'm not going to the post office.

That's the point.

I told him to come pick it up when I offered it for sale.

[Matty123]

Didn't you read what I just wrote? Why are you asking me the same shit over and over? Read the fkn directions

[bryaneidins70]

@Chris:

But I'm not going to the post office.

That's the point.

I told him to come pick it up when I offered it for sale.

Haha Chris,  I just read your post in 'Random rants'. I posted the above before I read yours and it was pure luck Kentucky was mentioned in both. I completely agree you cant post that Mutha.

[Chris]

That is a weird coincidence.

And you're right- if I'm already going to the post office, and you're paying the charges, I don't care where it's going.  Across the street or across the world, I don't mind.

[Giles]

To be fair, I felt like smacking him on the nose most of last weekend….

[UnTucked]

^^^LMAO!!!!!

[Seul]

Yet you made him a mod again… 

[neph93]

@Giles:

To be fair, I felt like smacking him on the nose most of last weekend….

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
(You may be going to Hell for that one… )

[Seul]

God-damn it… I complétely missed the joke...

Ok, got it now, I'll be adding a couple of those 

[Megatron1505]

@Giles:

To be fair, I felt like smacking him on the nose most of last weekend….

Guess who's sitting with you on the way to see the professional dick 

[Giles]

He said he was going to sit next to me.  I told him, in that case, I was getting a roof rack and he could be right above the drivers seat, but he'd need to be able to hang on for a few hours

[Seul]

So: cooking for 5 then!..

[Megatron1505]

Probably, I don't think Giles is going to make it