"Inspirational Phrases' That Aren't….......

[Dion]

Silverman being tasteless as usual…

[BloodnThunder]

@JCMx800:

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

This^

Especially when it seems like the individuals wearing shirts with the slogan have a lot of weakness.

[Megatron1505]

Problems are just opportunities for improvement…...this is part of my company charter (American owned).

[neph93]

@Megatron1505:

(American owned).

Obviously.

[Dion]

[Giles]

Is "American Owned" the inspirational phrase that isn't….

[Jett129]

My mother used to say to me "If you want sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis" Heard that a lot growing up.

[Anesthetist]

My dad used to smack me in the back of head and say "Use your head for more than a hatrack son".

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[neph93]

Here's one I can get behind:

[Graeme]

My favourite has to be a line trotted out about the Australian property market: "If young people didn't spend all their money on iPhones / holidays / beer / cars / Iron Heart denim, and were less entitled, they could afford to buy a house."

This neglects the fact that the average house in Sydney is now over a million dollars, or around seventeen times the median salary. As a comparison, new apartments in Tokyo were about eighteen times median salary in 1989, at the height of their bubble. OK, it's not a like-for-like comparison, but it gives an idea of the magnitude of the affordability problem. :o

[mikebarhoot]

growing up, every time i left the house, my dad would say:

"be good, and if you cant be good be careful, and if you cant be careful name it after me."

i still say it. RIP dad.

another i say frequently

"The only thing thats Absolut(e implied) comes in a bottle"

[ROman]

When your brain doesn't work, your hands work harder.