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    • Tago MagoT
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      @Giles „ When accelerating, tears of emotion must flow horizontally towards the ear.“

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        @Giles said in Quotes Worth Quoting:

        "If you can see the tree you're gonna hit, you got understeer. If you can only hear it, you got oversteer."

        Walter Röhrl

        When I was learning to ride motorcycles they always told us don’t look at what you don’t want to hit. Commonly known as target fixation.

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        • BridgerB
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          @Jett129 said in Quotes Worth Quoting:

          don’t look at what you don’t want to hit. Commonly known as target fixation.

          A lesson Dick Cheney learnt through experience 😉

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          • MattM
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            • endoE
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              💯% 👏

              si tacuisses

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              • GraemeEG
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                @Matt amen

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                • MizmazzleM
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                  Ricky is probably my favorite comedian right now. He cuts straight through the BS with perfect wit.

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                  • Sir_Cuffs-a-LotS
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                    @Mizmazzle mine too 🙂

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                    baby got stack….

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                      @Mizmazzle I've been a fan over the years,but for some reason I just couldn't get through his most recent special.

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                      • GraemeEG
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                        One of my altime favorite Ricky Gervais "jokes"(obviousely I'm a little biased ✡️)

                        Pretty sure he didn't actually write this one but he told it on comedians/coffee/cars with Seinfeld

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                        • MizmazzleM
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                          @Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot oh nice man! How’d that encounter occur?

                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                          • MizmazzleM
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                            @Jett129 I can agree. Didn’t find his latest special to be his best, but I still enjoyed it. I mostly just love his take on things and his overall presence as a comedian. Takes the piss out of the A listers and doesn’t let woke BS cloud the reality of being a good person.

                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                            • MattM
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                              Agreed. I love his appearances on talk shows and awards shows but his standups, especially the new one, don’t hit the same way. The holocaust joke is a classic. As holocaust jokes go that is.

                              Also, I watched the new Chapelle special and liked it. I think he’s leaning into activist monologues a bit more but I respect that and feel like the times call for it more than before. It def had the feel of a quickly put together set but if that’s his B game then I’d say he’s still got it.

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                                @Matt it’s kind of funny how I praise Ricky and he often talks about how wealthy he is. But when Chapelle does it, for some reason it rubs me the wrong way. I do love Chapelle. But he’s seemed to have lost a lot of his humility. What I do know about myself is that if I had that money and fame I would be insufferable. So I guess I shouldn’t let his bragging bother me too much.

                                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                  I’m already insufferable so I can’t imagine how bad it would be if I was loaded.

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                                    @Matt you mean rich

                                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                    Well, I have others.

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                                      Touché.

                                      Although it wasn’t wrong either way.

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                                        'Some men improve the world only by leaving it.' - Oscar Wilde

                                        God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                                          applicable for almost every man

                                          si tacuisses

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                                          • ChapC
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                                            @endo said in Quotes Worth Quoting:

                                            applicable for almost every man

                                            Politics are a no-go here I therefore can't give the answer I would like to...

                                            God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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