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    • atm23A
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      When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.
      A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
      The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.  They agreed it was.
      The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."
      The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
      "Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things–your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
      The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.
      The sand is everything else--the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
      "Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your  spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
      One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked.
      It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

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      • 4c4
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        ^ Brilliant. Thanks for sharing 🙂

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        • GilesG
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          A professor at friends medical school was standing at the front of the class.  He had his right hand in his pocket and a jar in his left hand.

          Professor - "In my hand I have pair of syphilitic testicles"
          Wise gut at the back of the classroom - "Which hand sir?"

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • BloodnThunderB
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            "Do not regret growing older.  It is a privilege denied to many." - Unknown

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                ''May my enemies live a long life to see my success.''

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                • GilesG
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                  Don't know….

                  "None of us is rich enough to buy cheaply"

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools".

                    -Ernest Hemingway

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                        ''The best things in life aren't things.'' - Art Buchwald

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                        • 4c4
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                          ^"…Unless Iron Heart made them" -4C

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                                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

                                  Scott Fitzgerald

                                  I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside.

                                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                  Well, I have others.

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                                  • atm23A
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                                    We love imperfection, the right kind of imperfection; we pay up for original art and typo-laden first editions.- Nassim Taleb

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                                    • DionD
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                                      ''Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.'' Walt Whitman

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                                          My current fave.

                                          Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

                                          Elanor Roosevelt

                                          BTW - This post was an idea

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • ChrisC
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                                            Because of America's interminable election season, My wife and I have been discussing what we think the future will bring, both in the next few years and further down the line.  That has reminded me of a classic quote from John Maynard Keynes-
                                            "But this long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead."

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