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    • DougNgD
      DougNg
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      @Megatron1505:

      I'm English, we invented drunken hooliganism, that is my qualification.

      ** A note on English drinkers. Most of us are actually drunk after three or four beers, but much like how a dog doesn't seem to know when it has eaten enough food, so an Englishman is unable to distinguish when he has had too much to drink. The best comparison I can think of is that episode of The Simpsons, where Homer becomes a heavyweight boxer simply because his head is so thick that it doesn't register pain…...so an Englishman does not register being drunk, although everyone else registers that he is drunk.

      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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      • GilesG
        Giles
        IHUK Crew
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        From the film Savages which I watched on the plane yesterday:

        Drug Baroness….

        "My daughter is ashamed of me and for that I am extremely proud"

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • Finn666F
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          nice one sir! could you post a little review in the movies thread…deciding If I should go to the movies or not 🙂

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          • derivative666D
            derivative666
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            Six, Seven go to Hell go to Heaven

            Blade Runner

            "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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            • GilesG
              Giles
              IHUK Crew
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              I loved it, but i love all movies when I am on a plane….

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • J-IVJ
                J-IV
                啓蒙家
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                @MikeC:

                Hell yeah, that's one of the first things I say, if someone asks about my clothes, it's ALL Made in Japan. Then they say, it's the same as China, then I punch them out and they wake up understanding….

                I'm as ugly as you

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                • BrownIconB
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                  _***Balance is a fine line between generosity & restraint.

                  **Pain or suffering arises through desire or craving ,,, & that to be free of pain we need to cut the bonds of DESIRE.

                  … personally,  both unattainable @this juncture,  but nonetheless cool reminders to pin on my "Wonder Wall".**_

                  http://3rdiconfess.tumblr.com

                  To a denimhead, the journey itself is the destination

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                  • J-IVJ
                    J-IV
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                    "To live is to experience things, not sit around pondering the meaning of life."
                    -Paulo Coelho (Aleph)

                    I'm as ugly as you

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                    • madmondayM
                      madmonday
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                      @Giles:

                      If you want to make a twat of yourself, this is  absolutely 100% the place to do it….

                      @Seul:

                      If you're thinking about sizing down, save yourself 500 bucks and just jump from a 50 story building.

                      head high, middle finger higher

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                      • Megatron1505M
                        Megatron1505
                        見習いボス
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                        "It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail"

                        Abraham Maslow

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • injunjackI
                          injunjack
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                          "Trust me, I know what I'm doing"

                          • Sledge Hammer -
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                          • natehateN
                            natehate
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                            "* I've thought long and hard about a nice way to say this, and there isn't one. If people are not buying these shirts because they say TW instead of IH, then they are clearly lacking the basic human ability to reason, and will more than likely be dead before the end of the year due to their own stupidity."

                            megatron1505

                            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                            • D
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                              @Seul:

                              I wouldn't even wanna absorp that through my arse…

                              Seul, thx for that excellent laugh 🙂

                              Cheers,
                              David

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                              • crankyfartC
                                crankyfart
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                                just heard this quote from my mate and i think its meaningful….

                                "you are only as strong as the weakest in your team" 😉

                                make peace, not war. <3

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                                • ?
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                                  You mean your weakest link?

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                                  • natehateN
                                    natehate
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                                    @Giles:

                                    Vee haf vays und means of making your laundry Vite….

                                    don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                                    • GilesG
                                      Giles
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                                      This one is especially for Finn.

                                      James May in Top Gear Magazine…

                                      "Many of our great car makers began by making bicycles - Peugeot as well......"

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • Megatron1505M
                                        Megatron1505
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                                        "Everything is fodder"

                                        "Lesser creatures are the playthings of my will"

                                        Megatron - Not me  😉

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • Finn666F
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                                          @Giles:

                                          This one is especially for Finn.

                                          James May in Top Gear Magazine…

                                          "Many of our great car makers began by making bicycles - Peugeot as well......"

                                          well look what we have here… 😉

                                          @Finn666:

                                          swaped against a bottle of vino 😉

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                                          • SeulS
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                                            Yeah they made decent bikes, but it all ends there…

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