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    • GeoG
      Geo
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      @DougNg:

      Quis custodiet ipsos custodies

      Who guards the guardians?

      i think it was Pinkerton Security who got that contract . . .

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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        jacoavlu
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        Black is my color, I have no other, nothing else will do. - Pimpology, Too Short, 1990
        (3:15 mark for the impatient folks)

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          sergedenimes
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          Nemo me impune lacessit = No one attacks me with impunity

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          • SeulS
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            "More tingly than hot" - Harry Dunne,  Dumb & Dumber

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            • BeatleB
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              "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind".  Mahatma Gandhi

              We can do anything

              http://bybeatle.com

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              • DougNgD
                DougNg
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                "I'll kick you in the manjigglies, Doug!!!"-Jody

                I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                • GilesG
                  Giles
                  IHUK Crew
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                  "You are a complete twat" - Mrs G

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    that_was_easy
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                    I don't mean to directly refute Beatle's quote, but I was recently confronted with some of Gandhi's lesser known words:

                    ‎'He who cannot protect himself or his nearest or dearest or their honor by non-violently facing death may and ought to do so by violently dealing with the oppressor. He who can do neither of the two is a burden.'

                    'It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. Violence is any day preferable to impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become nonviolent. There is no such hope for the impotent.'

                    'If the capacity for non-violent self-defense is lacking, there need be no hesitation in using violent means.'

                    • Gandhi
                      (http://books.google.com/books?id=qN96JgiMlscC&printsec=frontcover&dq=gandhi+on+non+violence&hl=en&ei=OhhsTY_6DpL4swOVqoiADA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CDUQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false)

                    Some other favorites of mine:

                    Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Anonymous

                    'When you come to a fork in the road, take it!' -Yogi Berra

                    'You have no oath registered in heaven to destroy the government, while I shall have the most solemn one to "preserve, protect, and defend it."

                    I am loath to close. We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battle-field and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.' - Abe Lincoln's 1st Inagural

                    'Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group
                    for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.' -Drew Carey

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                    • hecticH
                      hectic
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                      I'm loving that Drew Carey quote. Thanks, cheered me up.

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                      • M
                        mikesantor
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                        Funny this comes up because my pastor said one of my favorite quotes yesterday and I almost spit out my coffee.

                        As he quoted it "By the great prophet and poet (pause) Mike Tyson, "Everyone has a plan, 'till they get punched in the mouth…"

                        And another of my favorites came from one of my past jiu jitsu coaches. Ironicly I was going through a TON of bad times with my now fiancee and he has no idea how much this hit home when he said it to me.

                        "What hurts more, physical pain or mental pain? What hurts more, getting punched in the face or getting your heart broken...?

                        Great thread G Dogg.

                        Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet.

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                        • DougNgD
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                          Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

                          I use that one a lot at work

                          My coworkers think I'm an asshole

                          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                          • ChrisC
                            Chris
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                            Aren't you?

                            C'mon, Doug, be honest…
                            🙂

                            My dad used to say the same thing to us all the time, too, only he randomly switched between horseshoes, hand grenades, flamethrowers and nuclear weapons.  I think he was going for variety.

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                            • D97x7D
                              D97x7
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                              Woman "Sir you are exceedingly drunk"
                              Churchill "And you madame are exceedingly ugly, but in the morning I will be sober"

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                Mrs G "What the bloody hell am I doing?"

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • SeulS
                                  Seul
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                                  "Good rice, good curry
                                  dear Ghandi let's hurry"

                                  • Apu, The Simpsons
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                                  • taksahaT
                                    taksaha
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                                    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

                                    • Dr Samuel Johnson
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                                    • BeatleB
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                                      "A woman looking more fantastic than Madame Buttonfly is hard to come by"  Angela Merkel

                                      We can do anything

                                      http://bybeatle.com

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                                      • Madame ButtonflyM
                                        Madame Buttonfly
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                                        @Beatle:

                                        "A woman looking more fantastic than Madame Buttonfly is hard to come by"  Angela Merkel

                                        LOL!  Beats, you're forgiven for calling me a fat fcker.  I know you're just trying to encourage me to shed a few grammes (same way G does).
                                        :-

                                        AKA Mrs G

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                                        • ?
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                                          "why is the rum always gone"  Captain Jack Sparrow

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                                          • Just_KCJ
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                                            @Giles:

                                            I was inspied to create this thread by Just_KC's signature:

                                            Caligula : Oderint Dum Metuant : Let Them Hate So Long As They Fear.

                                            I think about the following almost every day, I guess because it just makes me think (and I paraphrase because I can't find the exact words):

                                            Stalin:  What is the point of The Fear, if the innocent are not afraid…...

                                            there's nothing better than good quotes!

                                            bruce lee makes plenty of good quotes too .

                                            my favorite from him would be - "If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you."

                                            simply epic.

                                            not too sure who came up with this quote, but it is what i pretty much learn and live by after my stint in the army.

                                            "plan for the worst, hope for the best."

                                            caligula - oderint dum metuant : let them hate so long as they fear.

                                            bruce lee - life itself is your teacher, and you are in a state of constant learning.

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